I Dont Know Either

i’m crying bitches!!!!! 😭🤧💝💞💖❤️

All cats the same

movie award season is literally the only time of year i truly feel alive. i have a LOT of opinions about a bunch of films i have never watched and never intend to and you’re gonna hear ALL of them 

I wonder if many other people listen to music and imagine intense, dramatic, emotional movielike scenes with their favorite characters, or if I just have too much time on my hands

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.  He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years

we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble - it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife

oh thank god i thought you were going to say plankton was pearls mom

We all thought Loki was the odd one out but it turns out Thor is actually the friendly jock middle child in a family of bitchy drama club goths

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

holy shit

whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video.

I was not expecting that level of choreography or that they would actually know the words.  This is awesome.

was not expecting that handstand jfc

im crying actual tears this is sheer beauty

especially because bc im indian and indian people dance like this as well

they truly captured the essence of our culture im laughing so hard

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE TUMBLR KNEW THAT THERE IS A PART 2

as an Indian who appreciates this kind of promotion of Daler Mehndi’s “tunak tunak tun”, i have to reblog this

Indian music is very interesting..it’s….kind of an odd experemint in sound or something.

If your party isn’t this lit, don’t invite me tbh

I love this and I love Indian music!!!!

i can still quote fran’s response word for word

Sandra Mansour f/w 2018 rtw

okay but why is that kylo cosplayer so good omfg

that isnt cosplay this is real movie footage

im convinced i’d be force sensitive if i were in the star wars universe not for any reason other than i’m all kinds of sensitive in this universe so why the fuck not

senior quote

Update:

—-

Roy Moore Spokesman Ted Crockett: Muslims can’t serve because you have to swear in on a Bible. Jake Tapper: There’s no law that says you have to swear in on a Bible. Crockett: *shitshitshitshitshitTHINKMANTHINK* Tapper: You do know that right? Crockett: *justfinishstrongmanyoucandothis* WELL DONALD TRUMP

I saw this live. I was stunned

Is that true !?! You can swear on the quran for the inauguration to become the president of the United States ?! Guess I have some homework

Yes, because America is not a Christian nation. It was never supposed to have a state religion. As long as you’re a United States citizen and you meet the age and service requirements for President of the United States, you have every right to run.

UPDATE on HOMEWORK:

This what I found( cut and pasted ):

“Theodore Roosevelt did not use a Bible when taking the oath in 1901. Both John Quincy Adams and Franklin Pierce swore on a book of law, with the intention that they were swearingon the constitution. Lyndon B. Johnson was sworn in on a Roman Catholic missal on Air Force One”

I had no idea, I like the swearing on the book of law. Like @thunder-the-great said, we aren’t supposed to have a state religion.

The Constitution specifically forbids any religious test to hold office.  You can swear on anything or nothing at all.  You don’t even have to swear, the Constitution specifically says you can affirm.

Lan Diep of the San Jose city council swore on Captain America’s shield. You can literally swear on anything or nothing.

jury duty cat

“I think cats should serve on juries” is the natural extension of “I think dogs should vote” and I’m 100% behind this

she’s beauty she’s grace she will not punch you in the face bc she knows a thousand different more intelligent ways to fuck u up