why arent oven mitts called glovens

thanks for the tip phil

IT SCARES ME THAT DAN LITERALLY SEES FUCKING EVERYTHING HE SAW THE GAY PRINCE'S THING LIKE WHICH ONE OF YOU IS DAN? HE MUST FUCKING HAVE HIS OWN SECRET BLOG TO KNOW SHIT LIKE THAT C'MON AND THAT'S REALLY SCARY TO ME TBH

here's my advice

*steps into shower*

*forgets to remove eyeliner*

*steps out of shower*

*Joins The Black Parade*

LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN GO

do u know how much of my dashboard is notes from this post at all hours of the day. do u know how many times every day i see someone reblog it and add “nyoom” to the caption. this is my personal hell. what did i do to deserve this

nyoom

why arent oven mitts called glovens

put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this

petition for dan and phil to make a video reacting to amazingdan and the first few pinop videos together

Congrats to my aunt who sent me a card using a bird sticker instead of a real stamp.

so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines

“uh oh” i whispered as i began to ship it

inspired by x

this is a giant cucumber that we found hanging from a tree on the side of the road. i tried it and it was disgusting so i threw it in the neighbors hot tub

CUCUMBERS GROW ON VINES. I HAD CUCUMBERS IN MY GARDEN THE LAST TIME. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT? CAUSE IT WASN’T A FUCKING CUCUMBER. 

Fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK