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I'm fandom trash and sarcastic as hell. he/they demi

Dc x dp idea 83

The two are different dimensions.

Danny was either kidnapped or displaced from dc. Whether by Jack accidentally dimensional traveling and grabbing baby Danny or by ghost interference.

He could be a lost son of a hero/villain or just son of a rando civilian from dc.

The infinite realm is sentient in a way. It always merges with the king. Pariah Dark was an ancient tyrant one who when alive resided in the DP dimension. Hence why the natural portals all favored that dimension.

When Danny becomes king. The realm shifts.

The Fenton portal made with science remains stable. Natural ones all but stop in DP. Even the infinite map will now take to to the alternate dimension.

Danny and co. Have no clue how or why this is happening

Wulf can only make portals into dp with tethers. People specifically. He can come to Danny, sam and tucker as they allowed themselves as tethers. By forming a bond of sorts with the entity.

When Danny learns to make portals he as well needs these tethers.

When jack and Maddie learn the truth they don’t immediately act. The observe and plan. Even agreeing to be these tethers.

Danny has been oh so happy they accepted him.

The sole purpose to learn to break the bonds. Once they figure it out. They short and shove Danny through the portal and turn it off.

As much as they’d love to tear him apart. He looked too much like there son. Phantom would use that against them. Turn Danny’s poor friends against the two. They have to figure out how to end the ghost brainwashing.

It’s unfortunate jazz sam and tucker all are under the spell.

Now on the dc side of things.

The JLD were panicking in the beginning. Natural portals from the infinite realm suddenly became much more frequent. They had to learn and adapt.

They’ve had actual attacks from these beings now. John had to talk to his contacts. Magic worked on them as well as apparently technology. The contacts wouldn’t tell them what technology however.

And apparently lucky them. The new king of this hell dimension was born in there own dimension.

Then the yeti and age defying powerful entities said that they would be expecting a visit from the king soon.

It was during one of the Wayne’s family dinners a green portal opened. Shooting the white haired green eyed individual into the table. Only for him to look up at cass in confusion stating she wasn’t sam.

He then fell unconscious and turned into prime adoption bait.

Y’all since bets can be made legally binding through contract too, what if Danny deals in wagers. This dude basically died on a dare. I’m picturing eternally 14 Phantom refusing to take deals because of the upkeep. Like you made a deal and own me a favor/your soul/your first born, now that is a pending investment to be monitored until assets can be collected. Danny says ain’t nobody got time for that and instead he deals in these wagers. They range to a multitude of things. If you can guess my living name(3 tries rumplestilskin style), beat me in a duel, catch my child in an earth hour, etc I’ll grant your favor. Since the summoner technically always chooses the place, Danny always chooses the activity(of course he always chooses things he’s confident about winning unless he wants to lose). And the punishment/Danny’s prize for them losing the wager is just whatever random thing he thinks of at the time. One time he takes a jacket off a dude. With cultist he normally has them turn themselves in.

Anyways the entire point of this is that Constantine’s whole schtick is making loopholes in deals or making conflicting contracts but he can’t do that so much with Danny’s straightforward no nonsense approach to his wagers. Just John Constantine being totally unable to deal with Phantom and taking it personally and either becoming obsessed with being able get something out of him or refusing to have anything to do with him when the JL ask him to summon him for whatever reason.

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They have a competitive friendship thing going on. Oh John hates that he barely wins. But also, hearing what he does to other people? Gold star entertainment. And Danny? Adores the bastard Laughing Magician. This guy is great!

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The Justice League had been dealing with an influx of inter dimensional beings causing havoc for weeks now. Constantine had been off world until a few hours ago. Took one look and started swearing viciously.

John: Alright. I know how to sort it. Where can I set up a summons?

Batman: What are you summoning?

John: Ah. A friend o' mine. He's a snarky pest. But good to his core. But uh, he's a bit hyper. Jus' so you know.

Batman held back a groan hearing that. John's friend could be anything. And frankly if he wasn't desperate he'd not allow it. He nodded and led John to a room large enough for a summons.

John quickly drew up the me.it used circle and threw in a pack of playing cards, some sweets and a kazoo? Everyone looked at the 'offerings' in confusion as John started to chant.

The circle lit up and a being like the ones attacking started to climb out. They looked like a human teen, but well.. Ethereal. The teen looked at John and bounced excitedly in place.,

Danny: Connie! Hi! So you have a new challenge for me! I have a new wager as well! It's a bit early but!

John: Ah, actually kid. some of your lot are running amock. Was hoping you'd be able to get em back to the Realms?

Danny: Ohh, which ones?

Batman stepped forward warily and cleared his throat.

Batman: There are a number of them. One calling themself Technus has taken a university hostage. And invaded the internet.

Superman: Skulker has decided he would like my 'pelt'?

Wonder Woman: I've been dealing with an Ember. She does make wonderful music. The mind control seems truly unnecessary.

John: And, if I don't miss my guess it's Vortex causing the weather issues.

Danny: All of them? Reakly? If wondered why it was so quiet lately. They are going to get a good thrashing. We do still have to make a water though. Rules you see.

John: Bet it takes you more than a day to get em.

Danny grinned wide and stick out a hand to shake on it.

Danny: Oh you're on! When I win you have to give me another magic lesson!

John: If I win I want one of your capture devices!

Batman watched as the frankly bizzare exchange took place and the teen disappeared to go hunt for the rogues.

Batman: John?

John: Ah. He doesn't like deals. But rules are rules. So he does wagers instead. I found his summons by accident and wanted to know what was 'appening.

Batman: And you do this often?

John: Yeah. He's young, especially compared to most of his kind. But he's kind. And fun. So I er... Sort of keep in touch. Make sure he's doing alright.

Batman: And he can capture all of those beings?

John: Easy. Truth be told, it might not take him a whole day. But Vortex is one of the oldest. An Ancient, so I was bein' A bit generous.

Batman: You are fond of him.

John: Hard not to be. He's a likeable little bastard.

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one thing about tumblr users isthat they love to disagree with posts. another thing is that they love to do is disagree with things that were not even in the post as if they were

this is just absolutely not true. people do not normally drink printer ink.

having a blog on tumblr called didthekingdieyet feels like some deep rooted ritual a peasant from the middle ages might enjoy

IT IS A RITUAL

🕯️🕯️🕯️

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

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Like to charge, reblog to cast

Having your own personal blog is honestly quite a nice change of pace compared to Reddit. I could put a funny GIF of George Bush getting hit by a shoe on here and the worse case scenario is that no one even notices.

You put that on a big subreddit and you get your eyes gouged out and a heap of political discourse underneath your post.

YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE??? I’M A LIL GECKO BOY

you know, i see all these posts like “Bruce forgets Dick:Jason/Tim/etc. are adopted.” but what if he forgot Damian was actually biologically related to him?

I mean, all of his other kids are adopted, and he didn’t even meet the kid until he was 10, so it’s not impossible.

"I am going to unadopt you"

"I am your biological son"

"Shit, you right"

Even funnier: Bruce is aware that ONE of his kids is his biologically. And that's all he's aware of. He keeps getting the exact child wrong ALL. THE. TIME.

Dick (losing it):WHY DID YOU ADOPT TIM WE DONT NEED ANOTHER YOU

Bruce (half awake): ....Tim's adopted?

Bruce: Damian, what's your father's name again, in case it comes up?

Damian: ....

Bruce: What's his name????

Damian:.... Stuart Pid. Better known as"Stu"

Bruce: So 'Stu Pid-' WAIT A MINUTE-

Damian: HOW DO YOU FORGET WHO YOUR BLOOD SON IS??? HOW???

Well if you would stop referring to yourself as "the first and only blood son of the Bat" I might actually remember you mean Bruce Wayne too!