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slam that fucking unmute button

“I know I’ve heard this before. Is this from an anime or someth-OH FUCK!”

I WAS FIGHTING TO FIND THIS WOMAN

2006 MTV Video Music Awards at the Radio City Music Hall in New York - August 31, 2006

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a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

You need to have a degree to be qualified to teach children, unless you are their parent

i’m gonna strap a wii remote to my dick. call that a wiiwii

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Your hand is bisexual no matter how straight you are.

Me: “I need some serotonin.”

Husband: Stands up.

Husband: Sits back down.

Hisband: “I didn’t remember what serotonin was until after I stood up so I was deadass about to go get you some.”

Hes a little confused, but hes got the spirit

This would indeed give me serotonin

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Annie are you ok

the editing in this is incredible

we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it

No but in all seriousness, memes aside, much love to all my friends in the UK right now. I know shit's about to be chaotic and nationalistic and shitty, and I hope the media circus ends as quickly as possible.

whoever the fuck i saw saying “i can’t stand english bitching because they’re so complacent” and whoever else thinks we’re not doing enough i’d like to invite you to DO SOME FUCKING RESEARCH.

a law was recently passed that deemed any kind of protesting as disruptive and able to be punished by the police, alongside giving the police more power.

we all watched the police storm the PEACEFUL VIGIL for sarah everard - a woman raped and murdered by a police officer.

PEOPLE ARE CURRENTLY BEING ARRESTED FOR OUTWARDLY EXPRESSING ANY SORT OF DISPLEASURE WITH THE MONARCHY.

A WOMAN WAS ARRESTED FOR HOLDING UP A SIGN. JUST HOLDING IT.

PEOPLE WERE ARRESTED FOR BOOING.

everything in britain has been put to a standstill. hospital appointments have been cancelled. funerals have been cancelled. we can’t do anything about it.

many of us will be unable to pay our energy bills this winter. we will freeze. we will starve.

it has been demonstrated to us time and time and time again that protests simply make people talk about how we were protesting and never why. and now the police has increased power to punish us for any public opinion that they don’t like.

we have been under tory rule for 12 years. 12 years of the same people - hey americans, can you imagine that?

we are tired, no, we are exhausted. we are struggling. we are scared. and it has been made clear to us that our government does not care.

so fucking forgive us if we’re putting our own survival over the opinions of americans (and other non-brits but americans are the worst) online who expect us to learn everything about their politics and their country and don’t put in an ounce of effort to learn about ours.

cancelling procedures to mitigate the effects of chronic illness/cancer treatment/disability management appointments for the q*een’s funeral when chronically ill and disabled people have already had to fight for the Bare. Fucking. Minimum. in access to healthcare and specialist referrals for two years due to the pandemic is genuinely the most callous display of antipathy I’ve witnessed to date.