Taken

drugs r just feelins u pay for

me, trying to distract myself from the overwhelming amount of anxiety that’s currently eating me alive: *watches winnie the pooh* *watches winnie the pooh* *watches winnie the pooh* *watches winnie the pooh* *watches winnie the pooh* *watches winnie the pooh* *watches winnie the pooh* *watches winnie the pooh* *watches winnie th

I hate after you have sex with someone and they leave, you smell them on everything. Your sheets, your clothes, your skin… and you miss them. But not in an ‘I love you and miss you’ way, in a 'I miss being wanted and touched’ kind of way. And you can’t seem to escape them in your thoughts, so you get anxiety that makes you feel sick.

Distracting myself from Hell Week™️ the only way I know how… by making relatable memes 😎

i log onto tumblr. i open my inbox

message 1: how do i break up with my bf

message 2: tigole bitties

message 3: what slurs, if any, do you think garfield can reclaim? please consider the fact that he’s queer coded but not explicitly queer in your answer

me after feeling the slightest bit of sadness

whole pussy just out

the moon knows.

art imitates life / more sunsets here

Some dude: Hey bro you got the time?

Me: Yeah it’s fuckinuuuuuh [pulls a cat out of the inside of my jacket and looks it dead in the eyes] about 6pm

Context:

I thought this was some shitpost and I just accepted it

i just want something to fucking work out for once

a relationship with a good flirt to roast ratio