my kids: sing us a song to sleep me: ok me: yo, I never fucked Wayne, I never fucked Drake

the saga continues: attempt number 2 to steal the phone

(via theblessedone)

stressed. — lemon balm tea. bloated. — peppermint tea. slow metabolism. — green tea. nauseous. — ginger tea. sleepless nights. — chamomile tea. common cold. — elderflower tea.

I DONT THINK IVE EVER SEEN ANYTHING CUTER OH GOSH

#1 dad

*Pulls up to stoplight and looks to left* 

Cant believe Ed Sheeran would do this

Prelude to Spring