jerking off isnt working anymore i need to drink human blood

do you want this fucking iv bag with a silly straw in it or not

BLÅHAJ?????

To The Person At The Bus Stop Holding A Bouquet of Red Roses by Jordan Bolton

Part of Scenes from Imagined Films

also clingy arthur and beach merthur sketches !!!!

mentally ill lgbt fat hairy man call that a bi polar bear. does anyone know where the nearest hospital is

“I’m totally normal about this show”

Dear reader, they were, in fact, not normal about this show

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Asked my husband how everything was going, he sends me this.

Vampire and werewolf

Regal (2023)

Little Bell is a young alien living on Earth with his family, members of a species known as the Crowns. He’s content living without goals outside of video gaming, or so he thinks when he’s confronted with a new challenge beyond any he’s encountered before: making a friend. He discovers that a high score doesn’t quite beat being seen.

THE ONCE AND FUTURE KINGS

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ So, 

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ he allows himself this small confession to Arthur, 

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎this short point in time.

―cph.18, tjccharg

little fanart piece for the ongoing fic and rewrite of these two - I’m an incurable sucker for forehead kisses.

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ sketch | 40 min | procreate

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We had our community make memes! Here are some of our favourite Merlin related ones.

in order by, made by: @serena-a @lesbianlefay @magicalmischel, @milleniumemrys, @sable-nakahara

“And for my next trick..”

(via)

[og text post: here]

HOW’S THE WEATHER DOWN THERE BAKASHI

writing is so fun

i hate writing so much

this is so frustrating

i’m a literal god at writing

the linguistic shift from "avatar" or "icon" to "pfp" is bad actually. bring back the implications of ritual significance. cowards.