don't get me wrong i like to read about fictional characters fucking and sucking too but if i want to actually feel something i go for the stories where someone gets told for the first time in their life that they matter and that as long as the person or people who love them are around they're never going to let anyone hurt them ever again. that's the good stuff that makes me shake like a neurotic greyhound on fireworks night.

Who would’ve thought that obsessing over gay ships would’ve been the gateway to lowkey gender dysphoria?

Like… I’m gender-fluid, so I identify with everything, and seeing all these promos of RWRB and constantly posting about Merthur has me like: “man I wish I was a gay guy in a relationship like this”

And I’m looking at myself in the mirror like: “bitch that’s not the takeaway we were expecting, but okay”

All I need to live is Arthur Pendragon in a croptop, please let me see it. (KSAW IF YOU SEE THIS IT'S NOT ME, IT'S MY SECOND PERSONALITY)

the merlin fandom is like jesus like the reason christianity took over the world is bc jesus dying was so traumatizing the same way the end of merlin was so traumatizing that we havent let it go for ten years

we all know Merthur fell in love in s1e4

But

let's talk about how they realized it.

Imagine a Merlin who is like jesus christ such an idiot i hate him and then sees Arthur comforting some down town kid who has been orphaned. And that's the moment Merlin knows he's absolutely fucked

Kissing The Sun

sometimes he forgets the power behind his magic and goes a bit overboard-

was gonna design a fishmonger character but now they are absolutely a fishfag

It’s been months and I’m still fighting this fight

OP let it be known I tried to blaze this and it got rejected...

I guess we'll have to do this the old fashioned way.

You know what must be done.

10/10 “Blaze”

Off means off

I don’t want to find out about world events anymore

the sex ed guide your parents didn't give you

i would be really scared if my parents did talk to me about most of these

if my dad tried to give me a ‘fisting 101′ talk id probably run away from home

Some of these your parents SHOULD give you, and some they should just be like ‘uh, go read Scarleteen.’ I mean, if I’m not talking to my kid about setting boundaries or understanding gender, I think I fail.

Adobe Premiere is like a horse

hates being alive. expensive. designed to run fast. does not. makes me feel like a girl in a mid 2000s horse girl movie going shhh shhh in the only one who understands you. it’s okay girl. and then it bites my fingers.

u okay bud?

It crashed as soon as I made this post i’m gonna feed my editing software oats 👍. from my hand 🫴

oh ok hope that helps

B Dylan Hollis’s cookbook was delivered today and it’s lovely! As a baker, it’s laid out very nice. Lots of pictures, full index by decade and ABC. I haven’t seen any recipes split on two pages, they all seem to be single page instructions. I’ve seen most of the good ones he’s made videos for, a lot of new recipes, and a short section of the worst.

Is He An Introvert Or Does He Just Have Dark Hair? More on page 6

Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.

this is what a page of my wizards spellbook looks like

Sounds like something a wizard mocking another wizard for their poorly written spellbook would say

I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing

John Brosio (American, 1967) - Two Earthlings (2003/2009)

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