A dragon who decides to hoard mint and various types of mint plants (and not knowing that mint has the mushroom’s blessing of inevitability were ever its planted) can go one of two ways.

1: The dragon is absolutely horrified as the mint engulfs and takes over its den. Its gold? Mint. Its gems and goblets? Mint. Its stores of wine? Mint. No matter what they do they can’t get rid of it.

2: The dragon is delightfully ecstatic as the mint engulfs and takes over its den. It’s a self growing hoard. No matter what any adventurers or knights do, they can’t get rid of it.

✨✨✨ ヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ ✨✨✨

All I can think of now is a dragon that roams the land pillaging mint. Just, wings blacken the sky and all the villagers scatter as it dives down and… starts gently weeding Old Mother Muriel’s overgrown garden. All the mint and blackberries are now gone.

This thought process has been really useful to me over the past few weeks, so I thought I'd share in case anyone else keeps feeling frustrated and stuck and needs some encouragement ❤️

This thought process has been really useful to me over the past few weeks, so I thought I'd share in case anyone else keeps feeling frustrated and stuck and needs some encouragement ❤️

okay but high out of his mind geralt on painkillers/venom still talking to roach like always but doing it like we all talk to cats (”oh, look at this belly” “oh, are you eating grass? is it good grass? very tasty?”), and jaskier is laughing his ass off, having the best time

until geralt turns and starts doing it to HIM

#LISTEN geralt finds jaskier handsome etc. obvi but also finds him CUTE #soft bard giant eyes bright colors CUTE #which means it ABSOLUTELY flips the switch in geralt’s brain that he usually has duct taped down #that makes him lose his shit like someone looking at a picture of a baby chinchilla #geralt just takes jaskier’s face in his hands and shakes it gently while squeezing it #‘oh such cheeks’ #oh MAN HIGH GERALT FEELING CUTE AGGRESSION WHEN HE’S ALWAYS USUALLY SO UNDER CONTROL #still squeezing jaskier’s face ’ i just want to squish you like a little grape’ #jaskier pretty sure he’s joking but also alARMED BC WHAT IF HE ISN’T ‘um. please…dont?’ #geralt smooshing their faces together ‘oh what a voice crack’ #jask thinks he’s safe when he finally manages to doze off fo a bit #but he wakes up and stretches without thinking about it #and just hears a low rumbly 'oh good stretch’ #and oh fuck #it continues (via @penandinkprincess)

BEKKATHYST FIRST 2022 GIVEAWAY

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Hello lovely Tumblr folk! It’s that time again- I have a giveaway for you all. This is the first one of 2022 and will likely be the last one we post while still living in the US! 💜

We have an online store that could use your support!

My business is a small, family run establishment that I started here on tumblr in 2013. I’ve been lucky enough to grow to the point where my husband and I opened a brick and mortar store and I’ve been able to employ my mother and some of my siblings! I’ve been supporting my mom and younger siblings since 2016 💜 I’ve always strived to put compassion and ethics above all else in my business!

This giveaway will have two winners.

What the first winner receives:

What the second winner receives:

Rules:

Please respect me and my rules, and have fun!

going on a date 🍦💕

Lol this is my bf when we go places

A sort of revival of my old webcomic Changeling over at my old blog genderfluidgreer. I wanted to continue the comic for some time but felt since I no longer identify as genderfluid that I should restart the comic all together. So welcome to Rayven Reborn.

Here it is everyone, the revival of Changeling. I am posting it everywhere slowly. It is currently on tumblr, webtoons, and tapas

Solidarity with Kroger workers

1) Don’t cross the picket line at Colorado-based King Soopers today

2) A list of all Kroger brands to avoid and consider shopping elsewhere

In which I am both of them

i absolutely set people up to infodump at me, it’s one of my absolute favourite ways to learn things! you mean i get to LEARN NEW STUFF from a FRIEND who is INCANDESCENT OVER SHARING? sign me up FOREVER.

Are you a broke witch?

Here’s a few ideas to keep practicing while not hurting the bank:

How often do you shop at the $ tree?! You’d be surprised how much witchy stuff you can find if you just open your eyes:

I just love the different size jars they have for my spell jars! Have you checked your local $dollar tree?

Okay okay okay so like imagine the polycule getting ready together for a night out:

gives everyone on tumblr a copy of the dbt skills workbook. yes these things do feel stupid and condescending and childish until you actually start doing them

I have a EDS Elhers-Danlos Syndrome, a genetic disorder of all of the body's connective tissues.

That means more or less that my body is ruled by Murphys law.

"Anything that can go wrong will go wrong".

I have for years talked about my body like it is a separate entity.

"oh body, what have you done now?" Whenever a new joint is trying to run away from it's proper place.

A thought we all have at some point:

"I'm in quite a lot of pain right now, but what if I actually only want painkillers because I'm secretly addicted and haven't noticed and I'm not actually in enough pain to warrant painkillers? How much pain is a normal amount of pain? What's the normal amount of pain before I should take meds? Like how much pain is too much pain?"

when you feel like your joints need to be popped but they've already popped all they can 🥴

Chronic Illness moods

Bone hurt

Bone hurt

(TW: Sex)

My dear lgbt+ kids,

Trans people can want and enjoy sex - regardless of how far they‘re on their personal transition journey.

There are a lot of strange (and contradictory) misconceptions about trans people and sex: they don’t have it at all, they’re obsessed with it, they only have it if they had surgery done…

None of those statements are true. At least they’re not true for every single one. Trans people are individuals! It just depends on the person.

Yes, a trans person may not like sex at all or may want to wait until they reached a certain point in their medical transition. They may also not enjoy certain sexual activities - because they cause dysphoria or discomfort or because it’s just not their cup of tea.

They may also love sex - even if they haven’t had surgery yet or will not have surgery at all. That doesn’t make them creepy, obsessed or predatory. It also doesn’t mean they fake being trans or are „not dysphoric enough“. It just means they like sex, like many cis people do too.

Don‘t assume that all trans people’s preferences and boundaries look exactly alike.

With all my love, Your Tumblr Dad