Holy fucking shit. I’m. I’m. I’m speechless.

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

HELLA IMPORTANT!!!

Winchesters are already on top of that shit.

hey someone told me you remind them of an owl

who

FUCK

Reblog this if you've ever cried, had a panic attack or an anxiety attack because of school stress

I’m trying to prove a point to my mum and teachers

Literally had one three days ago

I am going to have one tomorrow! 

whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye

Agreed. Our cat greets us at the door every single time and this still made me AWWWW loudly. 

even the princesses fangirl over peter

except aurora 

that bitch be faithful

look at phillip though

can you blame her?

Goddamn. Phillip could get the business.

So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

This was my my fave line in this movie omg

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…

then this shit.

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

when i saw this early i just thought that this meant the first piece of bread ever created. the very first bread in all of time.

Who ever reblogs this will get a random fact from this book sent anonymously into their ask

Hey you guys should reblog it I want something to do

Over the years we've had a variety of odd pairs

We have a frog and a pig

a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

a donkey and a dragon

a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

these two

and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

Winnie the Pooh meets Mean Girls.

"how does one hold things" 

funniest/stupidest infomercials ever 

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

finally my search is for this gifset is over

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

SOMEONE PLEASE STOP WHITE MEN

Right I’m sorry I got too pissed off by this so

thE FEDORA/TRILB Y I AM LAUGHFIN

I JUST DROPPED MY STRAIGHTENER IN THE SINK HELP WHAT DO I DO

I PULLED IT OUT BUT NOW ITS MAKING DEMON NOISES

IM AFRAID TO UNPLUG IT WHAT IF IT SHOCKS ME

IM GONNA UNPLUG IT HERE GOES

I UNPLUGGED IT BUT ITS STILL MAKING DEMON SOUNDS

your url makes a disturbing amount of sense right now.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS I ALMOST DIED