Ken's purpose was to be Barbie's trophy husband. He barely had any good clothes or shoes to wear.
tumblr my beloved I have neglected you, here’s a mad old bog man to make up for it.
I just found this beauty in my old purse yesterday. $4.75 to see X-Men in 2000.
like the legend of the penis........
Like the legend of the penis….
Like the legend of the penis….
Like the legend of the penis……..
Like the legend of the penis………
Like the legend of the penis…………
Like the legend of the penis…………
Like the legend of the penis……………………..
Me: I should write something
me : … or I could spent 78 hours straight making a miniature library with a working LED chandelier
The lights are working now!
everyone look at my friend's tiny library she's so talented
opinions on wizardposting?
my opinion is that the world would be a slightly better place if there were some wizardposts
oh god oh fuck
(she has been cursed by the wizard)
Not too cursed, I don’t want her to have to die (too soon) (and not because I want her to stay alive forever and ever, but I want her to keep having experiences with the world, and eventually die because of the consequences of those experiences)
GUYS LOOK AT THIS FUCKING WEDDING CAKE TOPPER I JUST BOUGHT
DID I EVER UPDATE Y'ALL WITH THE OFFICIAL PICS OF THIS ON OUR CAKE?
AND YOU ARE CORRECT
“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war
still thinking about that one herb-deisgnated fuck-up from bride of reanimator that had a whole titty attached to his shoulder. why did he do that
just found a stray boob lying around
"actually.. yknow what i could do with this?"
Did you know you can repeat this to yourself in bed with the lights off and it will only take 15 minutes for your roommate to send a tentative “is everything ok in there” text
never enough time in the day to do fuck all
there's always time in the night to do fuck all
but watch out
Anonymous asked:
Weird fact: there's kind of a divide in the car fucker community where the guys (it's all guys) who full on fuck the cars tend to be straight (and accordingly treat the cars as feminine) but the guys who get off on breathing in exhaust fumes/smoke tend to be gay (and accordingly have fantasies about other men revving their cars into their faces). There's definitely something psychosexual going on there.
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