Far Alone

A peaceful moment | (by Robert Kovar)

this is possibly the saddest story I’ve read in the comments section

disrespectful

I would have retired after that

husband: why are there broken condoms on our couch?

wife: would you please call our children by their real names

Curtain of Light | (by Thomas Conrad)

my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”

ur mine

The floor is lava!

What kind of parents actually pour lava into their homes just so their kid can have some fun?

The fun kind.

youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses

but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?

Pulled a fast one on us 8 year-olds,

she knew her demographic exactly and she was teachin them right

Big bug thing, the feathers are down. Festhers facing up are typicaly war/non peaceful signs

My young mind couldn’t comprehend this knowledge when I was a child.

S O S - {by Escalonilla PixeL} | {Follow}

I think this is so cool

Semi Transparent Boo(matches the color of your blog)

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the little demonic shit is staring into my soul

I’d say no to him too he makes really fucking terrible financial decisions

Embarrassing public proposals AND wasting a ton of money? sounds like a keeper!

I’m really in love with this b/c these grandiose public proposals always don’t sit right with me. (I’m talking in the context of cishetero relationships, just fyi.) Since they are traditionally instigated by the man, they put an immense amount of pressure upon the women right off the bat. Tons of strangers around them, all hoping for a reason to cheer and congratulate a “happy couple”. Potentially tons of planning and investment by the man. The woman is basically forced into saying “Yes”. If she says “No”, she risks public scorn and disappointment - “He did all this for you! How could you say ‘No’?!” - as well as being painted as a villainous bitch, thereby making the man the defeated hero. As far as public spectators can see, he was the one who bravely put his heart out there, and she was the one who carelessly struck him down.

It’s kind of a ridiculous thing that needs to stop. I know people enjoy heartwarming moments like this, and it looks all sweet and lovely in the movies and such, but this is a horrible burden to place upon the one who is proposed to. It’s essentially a candy-coated version of a shotgun wedding.  

Well I did 6th grade wrong