brandiemorgann.

me @ the demons that stand at the end of my bed:

it’s a lot warmer under the covers if you wanna come cuddle

Yea I want to rearrange your guts but first how was your day? Did you eat?

This is the energy I need

Me AF

reasons why the English language sucks: colonel

and never will (via thunder)

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

Uncultured swine

work harder

damn she need a fill in

why she only got four fingers

@briiannaelizabeth

“you look tired, are you???“  “no, im just ugly”

At the writers of Gotham

Yeah, cause you had 2 hours to put your shoes on

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Guess Video Games Have Taught Me Well

me: i cant move, a cute animal is asleep on me

person: push it off

me: [enraged and offended] 

Where's your cute animal ?

this is a very very good video

omfg this video made me the happiest i have been in a while

How cute