may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

Reblog for this to come true

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

Reblog for love

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox 

i’M CRyING

if you don’t keep your promise i swear to god

i reblogged it less than an hour ago hOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT

already at 70000 notes? Doubt you will follow through this far after its started.

I POSTED THAT 30 FUCKING SECONDS AGO

i cant believe youre still human

Please

PLEASE I BEG OF YOU

This seems amazing, can mine be with some funny text?

Is it too late to enter the Rames-athon? 😂😂😂

I THINK YES

i got four doot doots once now can i get a gordon ramsey??

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

pls let this be the start of a trend

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

i cannot

Do you know why Betty gets all those eureka moments around Jughead? Because he listens to her. Because he lets her speak her mind, asks questions, is genuine interested and he is attentive, unlike all the other people in her life that push her aside and suppress her voice. 

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

This isn’t a time to be a risk taker, my bad.

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

Reblog for this to come true

This is the money abuelita, reblog this in the next five minutes to receive the best news of your life

Bruh this a new one gotta try it out

I scrolled past and then scrolled back up :-/

This so cute

Abuela plz.

✨📅✏️📄💯📓💯📄✏️📅✨

emoji spell to get good grades and survive school/college this year 

likes charge it, reblogs cast it

reblog this to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

not enough people reblogged this last year we gotta really try this time to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

Book of the week: Big Little Lies by Liane Moriarty

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7 weeks left of classes. .

#i’m calling this to be that post that reaches 5k notes till sunday #because #hella fucking hot

I hope October will be a good month for everyone

Last time I reblogged a post with good vibes it worked, and I had a month full of awesome surprises. I really, REALLY hope and wish everyone experiences that. It’s great, and everyone deserves it.

Reblog if Captain Swan has given you such joy in your life.  Reblog if they make you ridiculously happy. Reblog if they are your OTP of all OTPS.  Reblog if you love Captain Swan with all your heart.

#WeddingDress

Lols. That dress be hanging out for display since S5E2.

since season 4 episode 3, darling.

#weddingdress