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BRAINRAINBOWS

@brainrainbows / brainrainbows.tumblr.com

They shoot from the ears. 23.Hungarian/American. Asexual,Snuggler McCuddler. Taken by a bootybutt 2k miles away.

If NASA had the US military’s budget

America is spending way to much fucking money on the military. That shit stupid. $600 billion military budget - WTF?!! Chill! 

If the US military had NASA’s budget

I don’t know why that’s so funny but Good Post Addition my friend

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laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

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flower urchins are such fanciful magical looking animals and the most whimsical part of all has to be the part where if you touch those pretty little cups you die horribly

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Really though what fucker even programmed the ocean

Rarely attacks in open water unless provoked, more interested in other NPC creatures

No interest in attacking player character, rarely even encountered

Zero combat capability

Befriendable

Befriendable

ONE HIT PERMADEATH

im like 99% sure this photoset drops in image quality every time it passes my dash

How you make a 30 second masterpiece about grilled cheese.

Bitch I’m wet

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Why is this cinematically better than like actual movies?

Or am I just fat?

(The new working title of my memoirs)

Why steal porn when you can just watch this?

Source: facebook.com

hey, can we agree that, before telling the OP of a post something, maybe we should check the notes to see if it’s already been said a hundred times

Here, have some child pornography laws!

Pro-child porn advocates on here will often cite the first bunch of laws, saying that the part that matters is “[pictures that are] indistinguishable from that of a minor” - that unless a digital image is 100% lifelike and real-looking, it can’t be child pornography.

Guess what! NCMEC is here to tell you that you’re wrong.

“Federal law (18 U.S.C. §1466A(a)) also criminalizes knowingly producing, distributing, receiving or possessing with intent to distribute, a visual depiction of any kind, including a drawing, cartoon, sculpture or painting, depicting: A minor engaging in sexually explicit conduct that is obscene, or An image that is, or appears to be, of a minor engaging in graphic bestiality, sadistic or masochistic abuse or sexual intercourse, including genital-genital, oral-genital, anal-genital or oral-anal, whether between people of the same or opposite sex that lacks serious literary, artistic, political or scientific value.”

So, that’s that. Explicit drawings and cartoons of children are ILLEGAL, even if they are clearly drawn and NOT indistinguishable from an actual child.

Enjoy prison, motherfuckers.

“An image that is, or appears to be, of a minor…”

Hope you don’t mind my adding on, but I wanted to draw more attention to the phrase “APPEARS TO BE” as well

Lotta people draw kiddie porn then try to turn around and say “it’s fine! She’s actually a 300 year old demon who just LOOKS 12”

It’s not fine, it’s abhorrent, and is also specifically covered by those three words.

Wonderful addition, thank you!!

i thought jackalopes were real till i was like 19 because my mom had a figurine of one growing up and i remember asking what it was and she was like. “a jackalope.” but didnt mention that they weren’t real or anything. i just accepted it as face value that there were rabbits with antlers

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jackalopes arent real?

im so sorry you had to find out this way holy shit