http://www.ijreview.com/2016/01/524662-real-estate-agent-shares-family-secret-to-keeping-burglars-at-bay/?author=kbn&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=owned&utm_campaign=life&utm_term=ijamerica

Save a life

Totes good data.

The part of this I don’t like is “they will most likely move on to an easier target.” Like I’m supposed to feel fine about someone else with a less sturdy door getting ripped off?

Change your neighbor’s screws too

Channel your inner dad

Chage everyone’s screws

DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY YOU HAVE SUCH A STRONG URGE TO SQUEEZE THINGS BECAUSE THEY’RE CUTE

there was an article about it and it said there is nothing to satisfy how you feel about the thing being so cute so the natural human urge is to kill it so it will stop being cute

We are dark people

Me on any other day but wash day. 

Me on wash day

When you have social anxiety but you're a black girl & everyone assumes you have an attitude problem 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

goodbye

I need this here

When are they going to make this into an actual show

@america​ explain

Viner: So this is ‘Kansas,’ but this is not ‘Ar-Kansas.’ [yelling] America, explain!

@captioned-vines

lmao i love her

She got a point.

when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything

George Lopez doesn’t give two fucks about you.

I love this post so much

my hand slipped

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

I think this one’s an Always Reblog, because the picture, the illustration, and the song title are just too damn perfect together.

http://iglovequotes.net/

we are the generation of innovators

i only have two emotions 1. i hate myself im such a bitch 2. i love myself im such a bitch