I had an idea for a meme, and unfortunatley for everyone I decided to actually go with it.
hmm Vlad tod? maybe? lol
yes yes yes yes yes
Sexuality Headcanon: bisexual panromantic hehe
Gender Headcanon: demiboy or cis, not entirely sure yet hmMmm
A ship I have with said character: Joss x Vlad, or Henry x Vlad. both are good and probably both happened in the series, in my headcanon hehehe
A BROTP I have with said character: I said I ship Henry x Vlad, but they have a pretty cool bro dynamic too. I also like Vlad and Snow's dynamic as bro dynamic, ngl. any of the goths, really 😳✌
A NOTP I have with said character: Meredith x Vlad hh
A random headcanon: going off of that one dark cottagecore aesthetic post-- Vlad definitely makes friends with crows, and Otis is somewhat proud that his nephew is making friends. He doesn't mind a few crows outside the house. By a few I mean like ten. Nelly, on the other hand, doesn't like this very much.
General Opinion over said character: I LOVE MY GOTHH SENSITIVE VAMPIRE SON GRR
I kinda have already written so much about this, but whatever. I'm having fun 😂
When we meet Sally Jackson she's dealt with a demigod child for 12 years. We know she's a saint. However, I believe very deeply that this girl was a Percy-type character back in the day. This woman already had a tragic backstory™️ and was clear sighted so she probs thought she was crazy and just went with it. Anyways. Young Sally Jackson quotes (and some current ones) include...
- Clear sighted? No, I wear glasses-
- I'm too poor for this.
- How are you gonna tell me that's not a giant fork? Its a giant fork. We all see it. We don't all see it? Ah, my mistake... Well, personally, I still see it.
- Listen, fork-man. You helped me out today so I'm going to make you some cookies. This is non-optional. Whether you eat the cookies or let me have them all is entirely up to you.
- *after Poseidon says he's a Greek God* so like... Is this a role play or a very young sugar daddy situation or something? I respect your kink, of course, but I'm not sure it's for me.
- Wait. So, you are an actual god and just let me pay for our nachos like you couldn't snap your fingers and save me $3? I've already forgiven you, but...
- I need you to tell me the secrets universe immediately. Let's start with dolphins. What are they thinking about? Sorry. Is it rude to ask you these questions? Let me try this again. Um, would you... like to tell me what dolphins are thinking about? You can say no.
- God or not, if you steal my fries we fight.
- So the flying pig was a real thing? Huh. Maybe I'm not crazy. Yet.
- No offense, but I read up on Greek mythology recently and I gotta tell you... Sketchy af. Odysseus was just trying to see his wife. You were kinda being a dick.
- I understand how the Virgin Mary must have felt... Not bc I'm a virgin, but I am carrying a pretty rad kid inside of me.
- *to her stomach* are you seeing this, Percy?
- What? No, take my seat. Yes, I know I'm pregnant but you look tired. I like standing. Besides, my baby is part God and he will give me strength lol. The last part was definitely a joke btw....
- Hi! Yes, I'm in labor and was hoping for a ride to the hospital. An ambulance? Ha, I could never afford such a thing. Besides, someone else may need it. Hm? Oh, yes. I'm in a tremendous amount of pain. No rush though. Percy here is just a little excitable.
- I don't understand any of this. Percy, do you care what stroller you get? Of course you don't. You’re gonna try to escape whatever one I get.
- *Sally and baby Percy wearing matching sunglasses*
- One would think gods could pay child support.
- Perseus, the love of my life of my life, my son, my child, my sweet baby boy, my reason for living, my stars - please stop trying to eat your foot.
- I'm stress baking. Why? Hahaha well, what if I told you my toddler accidentally blew up a pool? Ah, of course that didn't happen. That would be craziness. Here. Have a muffin.
- ... I don't care for this camp half-blood. My son stays with me or we throw hands.
- Are you implying I wouldn't die for my child? Back in high school I was willing to die for McDonalds-
- Sorry I missed a week of work. I was held hostage by the lord of the underworld. What time code would I use for that?
Sally Jackson is awesome
sorry for the absence of art for so long, unfortunately i have a tendency to be stupid. this art is not as good as I normally try to make art be, I kinda just. pushed through the end with the realization that if I didn't finish now it wouldn't be any better later. this is based on this post by @caffeinatedflumadiddlebutpjo which I really enjoyed and wanted to draw some of.
I'll put individual pictures of it under the cut. love you guys, sorry I'm not super active rn. I am working on the request I got so dw about that. have an amazing day my guys.
Sometimes, I forget that Percy was wanted for murder in the first book 💀
okay so like, nico was also born in the 1930's so...
nico: what are you going to do? fight Gandalf?
will: how do you know Gandalf?
nico: i read the hobbit, in 1937 when it first came out
percy: i didn't even know you could read
The mental image of Jaiden Animations snapping CallMeCarson’s neck is so funny. God, I love Among Us.
Edit: Even better knowing he’s a fuckin groomer, lmaoooo, kill his ass Jaiden
milleniumhoe
yugi: growing up my mom always did my hair so i was really nervous going to a new hair dresser at first. how is a random highly trained professional stylist who's been doing hair for twenty years gonna know anything?
yugi: my mom knows what i like.
Fake racism rumors.
I don't know what this video posted yesterday into the tag should prove.
- The title was "watch it before I delete it", was a time limited promotional video, was not deleted to hide something.
- Jaiden's mom is Japanese, so is Jaiden. She's Asian exactly as Markiplier (Korean mom) is. So if she was making (with Jack) a "racist" joke, it's not offensive if it's about her own culture. She too because said " *laughing* and WE may or may not have been in the middle of making some possibly racist Asian jokes", so she was not offended.
If black people can say the n-word,
If gay can make gay jokes,
Why a race can't joke about itself just because was doing it with someone white? Because said ”WE", W E ! She was joking WITH Jack.
2018 YouTube Rewind
A famous actor
An incredibly toxic Twitch streamer
A YouTuber who hasn’t posted a video in nine months
An offensive reference to BTS
A bongo cat at the royal wedding, because why not?
More dead memes that didn’t live very long to begin with
1.5 seconds of sWooZie and TheOdd1sOut
Two jackasses who have nothing to do with YouTube
The only good part
A bunch of YouTubers patting themselves on the back for being woke af
Whatever the hell this is supposed to be
Endless cameos of people no one actually knows
A nod to ASMR, but it excludes the most popular artists in the genre
A throwback to the Suicide Forest incident
An absolute fucking hero
Oh, wait. There wasn’t a single mention of him.
…
Unintentional furry representation
Brand new meme material
A rewind button made of clay (signifying how humble they are)
There was also no tribute to Stan Lee, one of the greatest creators of our era. But hey, at least they added Lucas the talking Spider.
please reblog if you can. I don’t have alot of followers on here but I could really use the help…
i need two root canals, 3 fillings, and at least one crown, plus 3 of my wisdom teeth are starting to impact. it’s getting really difficult to eat, and i haven’t been able to eat in a while without pain. i have insurance that will cover 80% of the cost for me, but I still have at least $2,000 worth of work to do after insurance.
if you have anything to spare in these hard times, please consider donating so that i can eat without being in constant pain. thank you if you read all this and please stay safe.
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i also have a zelle and payoneer if anyone would prefer that.
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another piece of my tooth fell out while i was flossing last night. please please please signal boost or donate if you can, i really want to be able to eat properly again.
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deciding that being a wizard cop sucks, actually, harry potter later decides to quit and become a wizard postman instead. you know, so he can actually serve his community
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