i love you strange and unsettling women on my dashboard
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I had a life sized poster of King Tut's sarcophagus that I used to kiss before bed. I figured because he died as a teenager it wasn't weird.
Yeah that's the part that makes it not weird
defying gender stereotypes by being a butch lesbian who isn’t good with tools or construction, leading to the accidental creation of the house of leaves but it isn’t a hell portal or a commentary on how we consume and obsess over works it’s just me sucking ass at building shit. Sorry Guys :(
the kitchens just up here ok. Sorry
the first month of overwatch was the best the game ever was and they will literally never get that back
nobody knew what was going on. no meta. everything wildly unbalanced. your team could be 3 genjis 2 tracers and a guy who was literally born to play reinhardt and no one gave a fuck. could teleport people off map with symmetra. screaming "im about to go monkey mode" and knocking everyone off lijiang tower. now you wait 40 minutes in a queue just to get into a match with a guy whos complaining that he didn't get to use his special ticket to play ashe and HAS to play a tank while your pharah and mercy pocket bottom frag and dc halfway through
I believe everyone, not just the millionaires and billionaires, should be able to get whipped by a dominatrix regardless of their ability to pay.
Renowned for their affinity for casting spells of all stripes, the Shadow Wizard Money Gang has been known to employ rather advanced hand augmentation magicks into their in-group hand gestures.
obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks
she’s reinventing hieroglyphics
I’m really glad my dog used her sighthound powers to observe a pair of chemical-spraying walking sticks on the wall
Are you a brain in a jar?
Yes
Though his face is on the glass, his mind resides in the liquid
This philosophy shit is easy