can a 5 foot 1 boy with suspenders and a propeller hat get an androgenous shawty

Me and who

happy birthday to the most iconic spongebob episode

i love pics of revenge gerard where they look like one of these

I demand vampires with parent issues. the parents in question have been dead for 7 centuries but their immortal offspring still bring them up every week in therapy

and no i don't mean their vampiric sire aka the rando who bit them in the woods one night and fucked off. i mean like the 14th cent stonemason who refused to let his kid apprentice with a traveling bard, because that's just not solid steady work, not like this here cathedral we've been building for generations, this is a respectable family business my lad, a blessing fallen right into your lap! and you going on and on about the hurdy-gurdy. traveling minstrel indeed!

x

THEY ARE A RELIGIOUS FIGURE TO ME!!!

You get an email from “Bear”. Just Bear. The subject line is “Just Imagine”. You open it and it is a picture of a salmon and nothing else

reblog while you can

Francis Is The Worst Character. (And Why You Should Think So Too.)

My first Francis post, and it's probably not the one people wanted. Lemme paint the scene—You've just committed a murder, so are on a drug/drinking spree for the night so you can feverishly ignore the fact you are having a mental breakdown. You awaken in your own bed after (Lucky you?) To your best-friend at your bedside. He makes you tea! All is lovely and you're still buzzing quite a bit from the previous escapades; You are very much not sober.

You are unconcerned, I mean? You've already set a clear boundary with your friend, and he knows you are uninterested (Either that, or not ready yet.) So you turn around, because you trust him—And then your best-friend assaults you.

Wouldn't the first thing you would feel, be betrayal?

One of the things that annoyed me most was Francis. He is like a walking gay stereotype. And of course, the only openly acknowledged gay charecter is also a predator. I remember first reading about him and immediately getting slightly put off only for his thing with Charles to put the final nail in the coffin.

I never considered him assaulting bun but that id a very interesting theory

he’s my manic pixie dream girl ❤️

So when Jesus says "one of you will betray me" to his friends it's proof of his wisdom and cleaevoyance but when Jonathan Sims, head archivist of the Magnus Institute-

I’m not bitter

I am bitter

Literally every movie adaptation ever: Henry Jeckyll is just a poor victim of his evil side Mr Hyde!

The Actual Book: Henry Jeckyll is a weird fuck who turned himself into a monster man because he wanted to indulge in doing horrible things without fear of getting caught

Add the phantom of the Opera !

If you allow me-

it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

it's rotten work but decay is part of the cycle of death and rebirth

All the dead things: Its rotten work

The mushroom internet: Not to mycelium. Not if its you

I read tsh a while ago now and did richard actually have a rape fantasy about camilla, or am i hallucinating? Like i swear there was a one-off line about him wanting to rape her or some shit like that.

Mentioned this in my Camilla post, but no it wasn't a fantasy. He felt so much rage towards Camilla for lying about Charles (Who he's actually into.) That it broke Richards perfect perception of Camilla as this sorta manic pixi dream girl figure.

His thoughts became so violent because for a moment, his perception of reality cracked.

oi oi lads, new Philosophy Tube just dropped on Nebula!

This is the full uncensored version; the YouTube advertiser-friendly edit will be out on YouTube next week. (I’m hoping to have an early preview of it up for $15+ patrons as well; currently I’m caught up in some copyright shenanigans on YouTube’s end)

I watched it on nebula and i didnt realize how little i knew about the british police force until now. Definitely an intesting watch but philosophytube never disappoints

this summer is making me feel like bunny corcoran having to write about methemeralism

Im literally working at a gas station all summer. Richard papen energy. (I will continue to work at said gas station into the fall and winter)

Happy Moon Landing Day 🌕🐇

i think it would be cute if after a long night of patrolling, tim crashes at home, ready to sleep through his birthday, but he checks the YJ groupchat and sees that they're really excited to come visit

🐦 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 🐦

Im a day late buuuttttt stilll