i always thought jean vicquemare from disco elysium looked like someone but i couldnt place who until just now and that he looks like tom green in freddy got fingered in the scene where he sticks a gun in his mouth
Grabbing people by their shoulders and shaking them until they can prove to me they know what "twink" means
I was listening to a bunch of LGBT+ ppl from Louisiana as a guest for a podcast and the topic of "twink" came up and they more or less were like, "yeah nowadays cishet ppl know saying 'f*g' raises eyebrows so they just say 'twink' when they want to say 'f*g' but it's obvious what they want to say when they say the word," and like, that's basically it, right. Also they talked about lubed up jockstrap wrestling at a gay bar and how there was a cishet guy that participated because he just wanted to wrestle.
Nodding thoughtfully at this until you say "lubed up jockstrap wrestling" at which point I get so horny I think I hauve Covid
Yeah, snake out is the first step. Otherwise you’ll just piss your pants.
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
defending my castle from approaching englishmen
the most high school experience i ever had was 4chan guy on my left and tumblr girl on my right both trying to explain to each other what "wincest" meant without understanding that they were both alluding to completely different things
Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe
How high was I last night?
How much lamb stew did I want to make??
1,814¾ lbs of Lamb????
>960 cups beef broth >2 bay leaves
the unfathomable power of bay leaf
take some time to notice your vision. see how easily you detect motion. focus on something in your peripheral (without moving your eyes to it). see how it works. look at your hands. pick something up with your fingers. appreciate how ridiculously specialized they are in fine motor skills (even if your personal motor skills are lackluster). think about how you have a body built to be an apex predator through use of tools. think about how the brain of your kind has created a digital hivemind uniting the whole world. now look back at the screen. look at the tab where you are in an argument about cartoons on tumblr. close the tab. open a new tab. google “tribute to anomalocaris”. watch the video that comes up. leave a like. subscribe even though the channel has been inactive for 8 years. you will need it in the coming times
snakegay
The Lagavulin from Slay the Spire.
If someone slapped you while you were just snoozing in your shell, wouldn't you want to attack for 20 points of damage too?
maybe instead of classical art pins this month, I'll do tiny baby animal that suck to look at
that one baby pelican
yeah
I submit:
Squirrels
Pandas
And moles
this is a rich vein to mine
please for the love of god turn ur sound on
*boston accent* “It takes a pet like NO PRABLEM! Nat afraid at alll, Thats a great cat right there..”
reiayanamismom
Here he is all grown up!
His name is Maui and he still takes a pat like no phrawblem
But he’s still giving you the stink eye because he’s actually a New York bodega cat at Willy’s Deli in Brooklyn and you know how New Yorkers are about Bostonians
That’s a great cat right there
Also his whittle white peety paws 😍😍😍
OMG ALL GROWED UP
Give this a normal caption challenge
me (lactose intolerant) about to ruin my whole day
my stomach in kindergarten after eating an entire bottle of elmer’s glue
Hitting the Häagen-Dazs® white chocolate truffle after a shitty day at work
