ME

All who asked, I did Gif

Another Undertale meme template pack

Me: Have you ever heard about my new interest? 

My friends: No.

Me: 

(x)

I ALMOST ASCENDED THOUGHT JOHN N SHETLOCK WERE HOLDING HANDS

THEY HAVE MADE IT LOOK PURPOSEFULLY LIKE SHERLOCKS HANDS I AM WHEEZING

AM I DREAMING

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF FOREVER

literally every person on tumblr.

In case you were wondering, this is what it’s like to work in customer service.

remembering that you inhabit a body and that your physical appearance is inevitably tied into how people perceive you

Yes.

I must reblog it.

gifs that break tumblr’s fourth wall?

Yes pls

well fuckity fuck me

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

smad.

there are two types of people

*tips mic* thank you for joining me this evening. this song is called, I never express my feelings so this is what it’s like inside of me. *screams for 12 hours*

Such a long, long way to go Where I’m going I don’t know.

books-on-tables:

what the fuck

What in the actual fuck?

*slow clap*

My brain just ran out the door… oh shit…

serious mind fuck

Fuuuuqqqq

THIS IS MORE FUCKING COMPLICATED THAN DOCTOR WHO!!! 

Read the entire article about this. It will completely blow your mind. This doesn’t explain it nearly as well as the article.

Literally me

They nailed it.

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

This is what school children in America are taught. That is so wrong on so many fucking levels and there are still people who believe gun control in any form is a bad thing.

let me reiterate SCHOOL CHILDREN IN A SUPPOSEDLY FIRST WORLD COUNTRY ARE TAUGHT THE SAME THINGS AS PEOPLE IN ACTIVE WAR ZONES BECAUSE THE THREAT OF BEING KILLED IN A SHOOTING IS SO HIGH.

the bit in caps here is making me rethink my stance on gun control 

shit

I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.

My elementary school had drills telling us what to do in such an emergency. This is exactly what they told us. AND NOW FOR A FACT: IN CALIFORNIA YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER A SHOTGUN!

I live in America, and I was only taught to hide and be quiet. I had to learn this on Tumblr. If one more person says that technology is ruining children, they best shut the hell up because this could be saving lives

We had more lockdown drills at school than we did fire drills…