Here's an article talking about their new setup, tl;dr when you make an account you get two personally-assigned secret domains to help prevent it getting taken down by domain seizure. Don't share them with anyone!
Controversial take but if you wrote a novel about two women falling in love and you changed one of them into a man you would have the most enormous smash hit of a romance book on your hands
Maybe because I met like 15 butch lesbians who are the real life equivalent of the ideal male romance lead and I have yet to meet a man who fits the archetype.
Ladies do you want a man who reads you classical novels when you can’t sleep? Bakes cakes, knits sweaters and is able to remodel your bathroom? Good with animals, kids and has a career they’re passionate about? Handsome but not vain? Sweet, sensitive but charmingly rough around the edges? A good conversationalist? Well that’s not a man, that’s my friend Jennifer
fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out
Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don't sleep!
THE CONSEQUENCES
cars need to stop testing me. I have no problem with kicking a car. I love kicking a car. if you honk at me for walking too slowly across an intersection, I will kick your car. please instigate something because I have so much stress that could be relieved by kicking your car with my fragile meat legs
when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot" in their ask box
mishassbuttofthelord
HOW
paint-me-a-butt
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
more doot doot?
I am so curious now–
Doot doot
Okay then
ive got nothing in my ask box so doot doot would be a great first thing
bunnyhauntingthedollshouse
Oh to be a gremlin child again. Covered in grass stains and grazes, hair unbrushed with daisies in the knots, no concept of my own physicality, half way up a tree and eating an apple around my missing tooth. To be unabashedly ugly, to be unashamedly hungry, to be healthy and hearty and lean and covered in bruises and full of love and sun warmed strawberries. To feel time stretch forever, only flying when I fall into books. To love summer once more, and her insects and sweat.
Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours
I shouldn’t have to work. I should be a hot girl you roll for in a gacha game
my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine
you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.
dude hes three….
bumblespam-hdd
And uncultured. Get a new child
words and phrases to say sometimes
- what is he smorking
- What the scallop
- what the fuck ever
- oooogh i got plany off time
- killing murder and maimeing
little tips on how to get your life together ♡
have a signature scent, hair style, makeup look, accessory, clothing piece
build independence and self confidence. don't hold on to people who don't serve you. either confront them or leave their lives. fuck them
jealousy is embarrassing. learn to look up to other people and take inspo from them insetad
uplift others as much as you can. compliment them on random things. you have no idea how much it can mean to someone
take time for yourself. meditate, workout, watch your favorite tv show, etc. spend time w yourself and become your own bestfriend
be the center of attention. talk loud, be funny, don't take yourself too seriously. who gives a fuck just have fun
focus on the present. if you keep dwelling on the past you will only feel worse. what has happened is already over with. everything happens to further align you with your higher self. don't look back because you might miss what's right in front of you
those are all my tips! love you xoxoxo
i just want to relax!!!! all the time!!!!! i dont want stress and anxiety in my life!!!!!!