he literally can’t help it he’s just such a little guy
I present to you, the ideal home decor
Cow lamp (it didn’t turned on I tried)
Fish pillow
And finally
**Jouch**
-✨ Making miniature prints using the scrap paper from my huge batches of printmaking! Also if you’re curious about learning lino printing yourself, I have links to everything I use myself✨-
ik you're primarily a bee blog but do you have any fun facts about mosquitos? i hate them so much and your post about wasp haters got me thinking about it
Some of them are rainbow and have little leg warmers like: Sabethes cyaneus. They use their legs in one of the only examples of courtship display in mozzies.
remember, it's imperative to turn your aesthetic preferences into moral ones. you can't just dislike neutral colors, or glass-and-steel skyscrapers, or flat design, they have to be symbols of neoliberal capitalism in decay. it's incredibly important that you make sure everybody knows that the only reason anyone could like the things you don't like is that they're an empty shell of a person.
Your reaction to chatGPT instantly lets me know how easy it would be to trick you into thinking that you are haunted
"omg it's literally alive!" Two beers, 45 minutes, deck of tarot cards, and I'm charging you 350$ for an exorcism.
fucking LOVE petrichor & thunder. they should be bottled. or injectable. edible. Something
hey wanna swap bodily fluids through parabiosis where we are surgically joined until our bodies eventually form one continuous physiological and endocrine system?
“stop romanticizing (bad thing)” sorry that i have a poets soul and can see the hidden beauty in the grotesque
Rewatching Hannibal nbc has the consequences of me laughing during serious scenes. The way i laughed when Will had the sudden realization that Hannibal is eating the trophies.
"he's eating them" lmfao
Tumblr is so fun bc someone will blog something like “tummy ache: 2 dead 3 injured” and you look on there profile and they’re 29yrs of age
do you have a problem with our aging populace having tummy aches. are our senior citizens just a joke to you
Golf is an extremely effeminate game. Its a non-contact low-exertion activity played on a perfectly manicured little picnic lawn and between individual actions you sit in a dainty car and get driven to the next spot so you arent blemished by the act of walking under the sun. If elderly men ever realized this it would be cataclysmic
You dont even have to drive the little cart or handle the clubs yourself you can go to the front desk hire one of their eunuchs to do it all for you
Are .... are the caddies normally eunuchs?
Are... Are yours not?
when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for
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