Indeed.

Dr. Cox is gold

micdotcom:

Hillary Clinton sends a hopeful and gracious message in her concession speech

The Simpsons was the most honest show out there

Sam: Hey. Give me back my money. Dean: Oh, no, no. Consider it reparations for, uh, emotional trauma. Sam: Yeah, very funny. Now give it back. Dean: No.

date a girl who’s never gonna give you up

date a girl who’s never gonna let you down

date a girl who’s never gonna run around and desert you

what if instead of drops, rain fell all at once.

like, a two inch thick sheet of water just goes thwap, and then it’s sunny again

Fun fact: This is what would happen if there was no air resistance, and it would actually come down so fast that it would kill us

oh.

Thank you, air resistance, for allowing us to die in normal ways like eating a peanut or being so old our body stops working.

Patronize these kids at your own risk.

my favorite new trump supporter conspiracy theory is that hillary clinton was wearing a hidden earpiece feeding her debate answers because to them it’s simply implausible that a yale law school graduate is better at words and facts than an oversized circus peanut with hair

“and then he said, his temperament was his strongest asset”

Stunning gardens

HOW WOULD YOU EVEN PREDICT THIS

Find a way to reschedule your grandparents death.

Wtf

Do I need to say something?

Nah.

he knew he knew exactly what he was doing

i’m honestly one of those people that are just there like yeah i have friends and people talk to me but i’m nobody’s favorite person and nobody looks forward to talking to me everyday or anything and it sucks