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This.
I will forever reblog this every time it’s on my dash because it should be this loud and simple. 💖
YES!!!
AMEN
You’re safe here (even with all the angst)
when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes
died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it
this is purely for fun and I've certainly been guilty of a few of these things myself in my years of fic writing. don't be weird in the notes and don't use this as an excuse to insult someone's writing.
It's funny, I couldn't get my husband interested in listening to TAZ, despite him being a HUGE DnD nerd. (He doesn't listen to podcasts in general, so that's probably why.)
However! He saw my copy of the graphic novel lying around, and now he's really into it! Hooray!
And then the other day I was headed to Costco, and he was like "Fantasy Costco?" and I busted out with the jingle. I'm so happy that he knows who Garfield the Deals Warlock is now.
So many stories about good people getting evil objects that corrupt them into doing evil things, not enough stories about the reverse. I want to hear about a group of absolute bastards seeking to get rich off some ancient artifact only to realize it's subtly influencing them to defend the helpless and be kinder to each other.
"Boss! The haunted treasure chest is controlling you! You have to resist!"
"I can't!" *tosses giant bag of gold into orphanage charity box*
I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD BE SO I CLICKED PLAY AND MY MOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND MY COMPUTER IS ON FULL VOLUME I HATE EVERYONE
for whenever I fuck up
If I ever say “fuck this shit” it’s to this tune. Just. For your mental voice of me.
Sunflower Monster
Plant Revolution (植物革命), 1972
Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral
The Four Sacred Artistic Motives:
-what if this bad thing was good instead
-how about Make-Believe Land can have whatever I want
-would that be fucked up or what
-I think that shit's hot
weelll that one post it hit 600 hundred notes and welp now here i am hello here's a little painting i made
Miss Congeniality (2000) ↳ Dir. Donald Petrie
What’s your favourite line from good omens?
The invisible and unbreakable one that joins Crowley and Aziraphale.
nah bro YOU live in a society. i live in a hole in the ground. not a nasty, dirty, wet hole with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and th
OP was forced to go on an adventure with Gandalf before they finished their post
op is definitely dead and by rights i’m moving into their blog
