tumblr after December 17th

you laugh, but they actually wanted to implement a cursing filter 

I was gonna make a “remember when captain america punched harley quinn in the face” post before realising that margot robbie and jaime pressly are not actually the same person despite the evidence that they most definitely are

I mean???

they are literally the same person???

for years I’ve believed there was only one of them????

but??? there’s two?¿?¿?¿

And they’re not related?

😦😦😦😦🤭🤭🤭🤭

Their mamas have some explaining to do

that’s one person and you can’t fool me

The plot thickens!

What’s happening

somebody is really good at photoshop

Trump: “The theater should be a safe space for politicians!”

Abraham Lincoln’s ghost:

she killed him with a fuckin look

The I, Robot sequel looks lit.

Good policy

 the only criticism of millennials l accept

Constructive Criticism

SMALL TALK TIP FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE SMALL TALK: Ask people if they have any pets. This is light and impersonal enough to offend no one. People who have pets are usually pretty excited to talk about them and show off pictures, so there’s a good chance that you will be looking at kitties and doggos. People who don’t have pets will usually talk about the pets they wish they had, or have had in the past. People who neither have nor want pets are pretty rare.

It’s a neutral topic to talk about but be prepared for the weirdest shit. I once spent an hour listening to a financial manager who kept tropical velvet earthworms

i’m sorry they kePT WHAT?!

My tablet’s still busted, but I wanted to do somethin cute for Halloween

Click to see what these silly ghosts are up to~

people are capable of beautiful things

i thought this was going in a bad direction

“I earned more money than I knew what to do with, and I didn’t want to forget my roots. So I paid back the people who helped me and my family.” He’s also giving elderly and low income people three free meals a day.

Past a certain point, extra money doesn’t really benefit you, so give it those that would benefit. Quit letting people hoard ludicrous amounts of money out of vanity when others need it so much more.

I love this comparison.

Disney animated snow here to be soft and heavy. I think they even developed a whole software just for animating snow! They add a lot more vivid color, like the blues in the shadows and the oranges in the light. Obviously, the way they animate catches the eye easier because of its strong color and bouncy movement. Characteristic and still reminiscent of the classic Disney movies.

Dreamworks made the snow here look powdery, like it had just fallen. Look how it kind of “explodes” and clouds up like dust when it’s hit with such a great impact. It’s less colored by light, but it still looks very real. Dreamworks puts so much love and detail into their animation, making it look so real you feel like you can reach out and touch it.

Both Disney and Dreamworks make movies that are amazing to look at. I could stare at the details forever.

This is the kind of animation and positivity i need on my dash.

…*sighs* such beauty…

This is legit the first Disney/Dreamworks comparison i’ve ever seen on my dash that hasn’t been aggressively one-sided i’m shocked

Scientifically these are both sound animations. Frozen taking place in the summer, the snow would be more ‘wet’ because it is melting giving it the heavy slushy characteristics shown here. And with HTTYD being set squarely in the winter, the snow shown here is 100% fresh powder which results in the fluffy, cloudy formations when disturbed

Valkyrie by Maweezy

snatched yo “i’m not like other girls” ass real quick!!!

This movie had no business being as good as it was. Go watch it. 

Noted

This is the moment the movie passed the bechdel test

with flying colors

Once again, Wonder Woman will always be THAT bitch

fun thing i just remembered

in japanese, there’s a term for a person who dual wields swords called “ryoutoutsukai”, literally meaning something along the lines of “two sword user”. it’s ALSO a euphemism for bisexuality

Duel-wielding is bisexual culture

The juxtaposition of anime ladies and gents.