Every DARP OC blog should take this quiz right now.
….well sHET
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Vel got Solas Az got Josie Ty also got Solas
I got Blackwell
Thaewen got a straight guy
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Antivan Whore
Zevran allowed the chaste touches, smirking into the kiss as his eyes found one of the guards, motioning for him to speak to the group of friends. Perhaps this was a deflowering party. Certainly not his first, nor his last, but this one was…cute. He might even offer a discount.
As the kiss ended, Zevran hummed and looked at Thaewen from under blond lashes. “Did my kiss please you, sir?”
Thaewen allowed his eyes to flutter shut. It was good, so good. The elf pulled back, his cheeks flushed up as he gave a smile to the Antivan. He nodded.
“Yes- uh... Si? Buono?” He asked, unaware of his friends paying in the background as he awkwardly tried to communicate.
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Antivan Whore
Smiling indulgently, Zevran stroked the elf’s cheek. “Welcome, Thaewen,” he said softly, pausing for the servant every few words. “I am Zevran. I am on display, not naked,” he motioned to the sheer silks draped across his body. “But I thank you for your flattery. In return, you may kiss me, once, to see if you wish to purchase more.” He tugged the mage gently closer, brushing his lips teasingly with his own before pulling back. “Anything more will cost you more than pretty words.”
“I’m so sorry. It was my friends who ordered me to be here.” Thaewen explained as he slipped in close to the other elf, wrapping his arm around his waist. “I am so sorry. I will only do it once. They'll be bored after that.”
Taking his cheek, Thaewen then kissed him gently, softly, savouring the feeling of the soft affection.
“I swear I’m going to fall asleep,” Thaewen complained with a huff, then yawning. “So many plants... so many elixirs...”
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Baby Ask Meme!
- “I think I’m pregnant.”
- “I’m pregnant.”
- “I think I need to buy a pregnancy test.”
- “I’m pregnant and it’s yours.”
- “I’m not sure who the father is.”
- “The baby’s coming!”
- “…It’s twins.”
- “I’m pregnant, but you’re not the father.”
- “I’ve got somebody pregnant.”
- “Shit, I’ve knocked her up!”
- “I think we should adopt.”
- “I want children.”
- “I want a baby.”
- “I don’t ever want kids.”
- “There’s something wrong- I think it’s the baby!”
- “Take me to the hospital, now!”
- “I lost the baby…”
- “Hey, meet ______ your son/daughter.”
- “I’m having a baby!”
- “We’re having a baby!”
- “Surprise, I’m pregnant!”
- “I think she’s pregnant.”
- “I think she’s lying about the pregnancy.”
- “I said you were the father but I lied.”
- “I cheated on you and now I’m pregnant.”
- “You may be their father but you’ll never be their dad.”
- “My boyfriend/girlfriend left when I told them I was pregnant.”
- “I’m not ready to be a mother/father!”
- “I want an abortion.”
- “I’m giving him/her up for adoption.”
- “The doctor said there’s something wrong…”
- “What do you mean ‘triplets’?!”
Send (ಥ﹏ಥ) for my muse’s reaction to yours crying in front of them.
if you’re having a bad day just take cole with you on some simple fetch missions and you will feel better i promise
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Antivan Whore
Raising an eyebrow at the new arrival and his attempts at a greeting, the elf popped the berry into his mouth and absently waved him over while speaking aside to one of the hovering servants.
“He does not speak our tongue well, if at all,” he murmured to her as he came close. “Translate for him, and brush my hair so you are doing something.” As the servant introduced herself and explained what she would be doing, he delicately picked up a raspberry and held it out to the man, the chains of his slave bracelet winking in the light.
Thaewen gave an awkward smile as he felt himself being pushed forwards, looking between the whore and the translator. “Uhm... Hiya!” he said with an awkward grin to the other. “I’m Thaewen and... You’re... naked. I just, okay, you’re gorgeous and... I suck...”
He knelt next to him, smiling awkwardly. “So... am I allowed to kiss you?”
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Antivan Whore
Zevran stretched and yawned, his red silk shawl dropping to his elbow. Midday was always slow at the Jewel, the heat and need for productive living keeping the crowds away until sundown. Casting his glance around lazily, he saw a few regulars with their favorites, sprawled in the shadows or going upstairs for more privacy.
Honestly, he didn’t understand why the madam had him up and about before evening. It wasn’t like any of the early arrivals could afford him. Plus, his make-up was starting to feel heavy in the heat, the kohl and shimmer on his eyes making them itch slightly.
He kicked out a bare leg, the bells on his ankle tinkling as he flopped onto his stomach, picking through a small bowl of berries that had been brought for him. His bangles clanked as he selected a blackberry and brought it to his lips, pausing as the rattle of the beaded curtain in front of the door caught his attention.
Thaewen breathed out as he was pulled into the brothel. It was embarrassing, he had to admit. But he was young, he was under pressure to lose his virginity like everyone else was. The few herbalist mages that were studying with him pushed him.
He didn’t speak antivan and he’d never been to a whore house. This was humiliating. He was going to mess everything up, he knew it.
There was an awkward pause before he breathed in deeply, waving to the Antivan. Oh he was... beautiful. Utterly beautiful. “Hello... uh, hola. Beautiul. Hola beautiful? Bello?” he said before sighing. This was going to be tricky.
Send me a ☆ and I'll use a random generator to see what gift your muse has given mine!
- A doll that may or may not be possessed by an evil entity
- An unwanted haircut
- Congratulatory cake with their name spelled incorrectly
- Crystal skull
- DVD copy of the live action Avatar: The Last Airbender movie
- Exactly seventeen tiny snails
- Extra large kale smoothie
- Gift card for free ice cream at the local ice cream parlor
- Hand carved wooden genitalia
- Homemade salt and vinegar flavored lollipops
- Jar of live angry bees
- Lock of an unknown person’s hair
- One screaming possum
- One very uninterested, extremely fat cat
- Photos of my muse falling down a flight of stairs
- Small baggie of what appears to be leg hair
- Small vial of blood
- The nicest pair of socks my muse has ever seen
- Three candles that when lit together smells exactly like hot chocolate but smells like a rotting dead body separately
- Two pet chickens in little chicken costumes
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Bedtime Headcanons 💤
- § = The character’s most common sleeping position?
- ∞ = What does the character usually wear to bed?
- ♔ = What size bed do they sleep on?
- @ = Soft or hard mattress?
- ± = How many pillows does the character usually sleep on?
- ☀ = Lights on or off?
- æ = Door open or closed?
- ♥ = Do they prefer to sleep alone? With a partner/stuffed companion?
- ツ = Does the character steal the covers or has the covers stolen off them?
- ☯ = Any odd sleeping habits?
- zzz = Does the character snore? What does it sound like?
- ☁ = How often does the character dream?
- ☆ = Character’s best dream?
- ✖ = Does the character have nightmares?
- ☠ = Character’s worst nightmare?
- ☂ = Has the character ever had a wet dream?
- 回 = The weirdest dream the character has experienced?
- ❖ = Does the character lucid dream?
- ☾ = What time does the character usually sleep/wake up?
- ϟ = Are they a light or heavy sleeper? Can they sleep through a lot of noise?
- ☎ = Do they suffer from a sleep disorder? (e.g. insomnia, night terrors, narcolepsy)
- Ω = Has the character ever sleep walked before?
- ღ = Are they comfortable sleeping in a bed that isn’t their own? (e.g. at hotels, other people’s homes, etc.)
- ❀ = Do they use stimulus to help them sleep? (e.g. candles, music, aromatherapy)
- ☮ = Ideal place to sleep? (impractical or otherwise. e.g. a pink fluffy marshmallow)
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22. A compliment.
“Well…” Thaewen started as he looked over him, then giving a snort. “Well you are pretty hot.”
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“And you have excellent eyesight and marvelous taste,” Zevran teases, pecking his cheek.
Thaewen felt his nose wrinkle, snickering as he did so. “Thank you, Zevran.”
“I really don’t want to learn how to fight, but at this rate with demons and terrors coming out the wazoo I don’t think I have a choice.”
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Ebost nodded in agreement. “I feel the same. I am a healer, but with the war and the rift it appears I will have to fight sooner than I would like.”
Thaewen nodded, letting out an awkward laugh. “You and me both, friend,” he said before letting out a small sigh. “I suppose we’d better start practicing.”
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22. A compliment.
“Well...” Thaewen started as he looked over him, then giving a snort. “Well you are pretty hot.”