i need to get laid or alternatively be put down like a rabid dog but i seriously cannot keep acting like this
Madam, you are looking very posh in your fancy dress, if I may say so.
All slapstick is horror because people get hurt and that’s scary
so fucked up that i have to take care of my body everyday. what if sometimes i feel sad about the maintenance
To every physically disabled person who's tired and in pain this evening, you did excellently at whatever you did today, no matter what or how much it was. I'm proud of you! You deserve all of the rest you need.
Happy disability pride month everyone!
If you’re coming here for twitter please be advised that established tumblr users are entitled to put you in the stocks and throw tomatoes at you at any time. And you have to smile and tell them that you’re grateful for it btw
a beautiful woman called a car is running over me back and forth but i love her somuch
id suck the tattoos right off that guy
id clean him off like a whiteboard
then i have some bad news about this post.