Chronologically the earliest period of my trauma history is that i was terrible when it comes to focusing on my homework at 1st grade and just realized it was probably because of my attention deficit-
btw it's fantasy, you really don't need to worry about your world map making "sense" geologically or whatever. make that river flow backwards from the sea into the mountain.
Wait are you saying I don't have to take plate tectonics ocean currents and mineral deposition into account when I make this map? But how will I know where the mountains with gold mines are, or what shores would have the best fishing spots? If I don't map out this entire world in intricate detail, how will I know if this kingdom falls on a major trade route or is sidelined to the periphery of the classical empires?
TOLKIEN SPOTTED!!! C.S., OBLITERATE!!!!!!
So huh...Why NO ONE EVER TOLD ME THAT MY TEARS RICOCHET BY TS WAS ABOUT S3 WILL AND HANNIBAL
i can sacrifice my whole existence as the price of not being this awkward anymore like holy fuck just for once be fucking cool
My new favorite trope is
Angelina Jolie’s girlboss characters being paired with malewife cinnamon roll himbos
i can't wait to move out so i can be clumsy and stupid as much as i want without feeling guilty
The Road goes ever on and on Down from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone, And I must follow, if I can, Pursuing it with eager feet, Until it joins some larger way, Where many paths and errands meet.
All Hail Rhaenyra of House Targaryen, Princess of Dragonstone and heir to the Iron Throne and her loyal consort, Prince Daemon Targaryen
tolkien fans are insufferable because you'll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they'll say "omg my favourite character is about to appear!" and it's a fucking siege weapon
I will not stand by while Grond, Hammer of the Underworld is slandered in such a way!
I thought tumblr was safe from Grondposting
GROND
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GROND GROND GROND!
grond is when you gotta change discs on the extended edition. grond signals snack breaks and a refill of the wine. grond is an omen of good fortune and some respect should be put on his fucking name
EXACTLY