“Don’t Jump”

Kendall Roy + High Places

I love you, but you know I had to follow the money.

Come here. Give me a hug.

When we’re out on the other side of this all… it’s you. I’m telling you now. It’s always been you.

i dont self depreciate anymore. i am hot and sexy and my meat is huge and i dont care about anyone elses opinion on the matter except my own because i am the smartest person on earth

No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamb commercial by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!

Can we appreciate how much his dad loves him tho?

Taste closed

Inspector, if you can’t find the murderer I suggest wrapping this up (yea)

i would watch an entire show of this

Ma, IT’S BACK

Oh, it's time, baby.

America: Gryffindor, obviously. Like, I can see the arguments for the other houses (especially Slytherin) but this is the one he wants. He wants it so bad.

Canada: Hufflepuff. No, I don't accept criticism. This is where he belongs. I know it. You know it. Everyone knows it.

England: Ravenclaw. Insufferable know-it-all. He likes books. And language. History (more like writing history, eeeyyyy).

France: Hufflepuff. Okay, I'll take criticism on this one.

China: Slytherin. China is about suriving, and doing it well. You don't get as far as China has without being good at adaptation and being very very clever.

Japan: Gryffindor. This just makes sense to me with Japan's sense of honor and his sense of community.

Germany: Ravenclaw. Efficiency is all about knowing how to do things best. Research and logic are Germany's best friends.

Italy: Slytherin. Look, Italy is all about getting other people to do the things he wants through his emotional performance. That's the tea.

Russia: Hufflepuff. I think of Russia as being straightforward. Direct. But also hospitable and even kind, when he feels it's earned.

Prussia: Slytherin. Ambition + Pragmatism.

i’m like absolutely gonna pass out because of this tiktok

a collection of tweets, part 17

(the series)

a collection of tweets, part 23

(the series)

Bla Bla Bla [x]

He wants to talk with the family so much

such a smooth velvety voice

he’s talking about his day

Your future husband or wife is out there living the memories that they’re going to tell you about when you eventually meet them

off to therapy, you guys want anything?

For you to feel secure in your mental health, and if not secure at least hopeful and confident that you’re making the right decisions for yourself.

I’m in fucking tears thanks mate

May the Odd(s) be Ever in Your Favor!