randomness

reading older literature is like this sentence is literally going nowhere and you already used 50 words in it

OKAY!!!

Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018) dir. Ol Parker

The thing I love about cats is that they’re basically born ready to throw down. There’s something strangely life-affirming about seeing a ball of fuzz that could fit in the palm of your hand with room to spare react to an unfamiliar creature literally a hundred times its size by going “I roll Intimidation”.

#the really life affirming part is that sometimes it works

cats don’t give a fuck and they will slap the shit out of whoever they want

An angry cat is, pound-for-pound, the most powerful animal in the world, and all of nature knows it.

U wqnna hear a fun story when i was 14 a baby kid on the internet i wasnt exposed to a lot of things (bc like controlling parents and so on) so i didnt understand American Language like the word bangs? I always knew as fringe and we always say curse when talking about swearing and the first time i saw the word cuss used me the dumbass just thought the other kid didnt know how to spell

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

I think I did it wrong

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

This has worked before, so why not again?

you can have more notes just please give me money

I’m feeling threatened!

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

Nooooooooo

Why after Christmas. … WHY

Attention all Wordgirl fans!

After much thought, I’ve decided to host a Wordgirl secret Santa this year! I’ve seen people host these in this fandom before, so lets see if we can do one for this year! Hopefully we’ll have enough people to sign up for it this year!

I will be accepting any form of gift you guys are able to offer. Whether it’s art (digital or traditional), fan fics, and even songs! 

RULES (very important!):

-NO NSFW!! For obvious reasons.

-Shipping is allowed as long as it’s not incest or pedophilia/underage (this includes extremely huge age gaps too, even if you draw an adult version of the child character. It’s still a no-no).

-Wordgirl OCs are allowed, but I’d have to figure out how to go about keeping the gift a secret, and not spoil who requested it.

-PLEASE do not give yourself away, or give any hints what you’re working on or what you want yourself for the secret santa. We want everything to remain a secret before it’s time to share the gifts. This is a secret santa after all!

-Please finish your gift before the deadline (which will be decided once everyone has been paired).

-If you want to join and sign up, please do so BEFORE DECEMBER 13! That’s the official sign up deadline.

Also, it’s SUPER important if you put a lot of love, time, and effort into your gift! If you want to receive a gift someone worked extremely hard on and put a lot of effort into it, think about how they’d feel about getting a gift with just as much time and effort put into it too! I know we can get really busy this time of year, but putting in that extra effort in your gift makes it even better!

You also MUST MESSAGE ME YOUR GIFT once you’ve finished it, so I can know that you’ve done your part, and that no one will be left empty handed! No one wants to be left with nothing for Christmas! 

Here’s the sign up form (which you must fill out completely and either send me a direct message, or submit it into my submission box):

*Tumblr username: (your blog URL)

*Your specific request: (whether it’s a character, ship, platonic relationship, ect)

*What form of media and what you’re okay with receiving as a present: (like if you’re okay with receiving art, stories, ect, as a gift)

*What you’re okay with doing: (like certain characters, ships, OCs, ect)

*What you’d prefer to not do: (anything specific that you are uncomfortable doing)

If you have any questions regarding this secret santa, please ask me!

Lets go!

This is okay to reblog btw! Get the word out!

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

^^^^

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

Need my $10

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

please im broke

you can only reblog this today

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

does it work for writers?

Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly $115 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make $115.

Springtime is basically one big plant orgy.

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

Ya i wanna prank ppl

People who fluently speak both spanish and english must get really annoyed at intercoms telling them everything twice.

I didn’t know it would buy me an eternity’s worth of criticism!

lesbians love and support our trans sisters 💖💖

the terfs have found this post and they do not fucken like it god help me

reblog to make a terf big mad

reblog to make a trans lesbian feel big loved