It be like that sometimes (all the time)
We are the luckiest brothers on Earth. We are unworthy of such splendor, undeserving of such radiance. — Uh, that’s right. We should have… ugly girls.
Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld
A mechanical failure at a salmon cannery in Alaska results in the world’s biggest and shittiest slot machine pay out.
"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.
"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"
"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."
"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."
"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.
"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."
"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."
"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.
"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.
"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."
"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."
"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."
anthony bourdain: parts unknown episode 5 - tangier
wise words
Jewish children at Hebrew School in Harlem; c.1940s
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GONCHAROV (1973) Dir. Martin Scorsese.
Ketubah from Persia, 1840.
how the fuck did this site outlast twitter
Up Next: Incompetent American Kleptocrat Struggles With The Concept of European Workers Having Rights
As an American, get his ass Europe
A quick break from Goncharov to address SOME REAL FUCKING ISSUES
i hope this e-mail finds your g-spot
Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it
sorry my follower said that on your post. ill have them executed immediately.




