Stop falling into the holes, catboy

Does anyone have the silly ass image of the top view of a monitor lizard standing up vertically

It looked sorta like thos

Keke Palmer's boyfriend and the father of her baby publicly shamed her for her outfit and it's the audacity of someone we only know as "Keke Palmer's boyfriend" to target his hardworking significant other, the mother to his baby like this

The comments on his Instagram are cracking me up

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Ruby Bridges is 68. This is not ancient history. Not even close.

I know Ruby. She's a really nice person. The idea that they would try and write what she did as a girl out of history is shocking to me on so many levels, the simplest of which is just, but don't they know how lovely she is?

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

TODAY

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

I gotta take my chances

i know it's an example of me taking idioms too literally, but the phrase "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" never fails to make me imagine something like when that lion in madagascar starts hallucinating all his friends as slabs of steak

me when i have a hammer in my hand if i'm being fully honest

Song lyrics from ponyphonic’s “Feed Me With Your Heart” because it’s a perfect fit

I feel like you could put all of my MCD AUs on a sliding scale of “good shadow knight Laurance, does no harm” to “very evil shadow knight Laurance, does all of the harm,” and what I’m dubbing the “Judas AU” goes all the way to the right. In this, Laurance is the one chosen as the Shadow Lord’s vessel, not Aaron, because of how close he is to Irene. He’s her permanent bodyguard and one of her dearest allies. It’s like Irene was delivered to him on a silver platter, really. Now all that’s left for him to do, is to have some fun.

Laurance ends up becoming the main supervillain of the series, more so than Zane or Gene, as the Goddess’s most trusted and beloved companion stabs her in the back and gleefully wages a bloody, interdimensional war against her as if it were his favorite dance.

(They get him back, eventually, when The Shadow Lord is dead)

Also:

God is my witness I initially read this as “TOPS ARE A PRIVILEGE! THEY MUST BE EARNED!” and I thought that was a tad presumptuous of an employer.

Hey hey this is *SUPER* illegal in the United States holy cow.

If you are in this country and took the job, which I hope you didn't, now is definitely the time to look into a pro-bono labour rights lawyer. You're definitely eligible for back pay of any tips withheld and probably more. If you're in any progressive state there's a good chance your rights go beyond this. Regardless, federal regulations:

On a personal note I am seeing red over the situation. Fuck them for the audacity to pull this shit. Fuck them for being manipulative, abusive bosses.

I shudder to imagine the culture there.

why are all pride flags just stripes make that shit like Wales

slap a fuckin dragon on there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OP’s right, my eyes have been opened, and I have risen to the challenge:

Oh HELL yes

that rainbow dragon would go nicely in any one of several actual medieval manuscripts

oh this is a life saver

So these are both “Aw Fuck I’m outta real food” meals BUT ALSO:  if you’re learning how to cook, these are great “baby steps” meals to learn how to cook basics into something enjoyable without “wasting” anything expensive.  Though I maintain that even cooking screw-ups are valuable in terms of lessons learned.

Also they’re great for when you get absorbed in something and you realize your blood sugar is dropping and you need to make something Quick.

Making basic storecupboard or fridge ingredients less basic and more nutritious.

i’m coming home, i’m coming home, tell the world i’m coming home

glacier before you keel over can you hire a therapist for the icewings

transcript:

glacier, speaking: on my deathbed, im naming the heir to the kingdom of ice as…

glacier, thinking: mink, literally a baby. pros- wont kill anyone. cons- doesnt know how to read.

crystal, war veteran. pros- the only option who is an adult. cons- the pressure will literally kill her and/or make her flee the kingdom of ice

icicle, war criminal. pros- ????. cons- in jail for 5 counts of attempted murder. will definitely cause an international incident.

snowfall, anxiety. pros- actually attended her politics lessons. cons- one bad day away from a paranoid nervous breakdown.

glacier, speaking: um, snowfall, i guess

the way these strikes get framed is always so funny to me

"the strike could stretch on until the end of summer" or the execs could pay their workers

"there won't be ANY new shows because of this strike" or the execs could pay their workers

"no more content for us because the mean old writers and actors are-" OR THE EXECS COULD PAY THEIR WORKERS

Incredibly disappointing behavior made all the more cynical by it happening just after Pride Month

Here are some LGBTQ+ helplines to call instead of the Trevor project in the wake of this:

Help is still out there!

CGI animators should unionize next. normally, their jobs would be too precarious to strike, since studios would replace them without a second thought, but if it's part of this larger general film strike, they might finally have meaningful power to better their working conditions

if CGI animators unionized, it would kill the MCU. straight up. the the entire business model is built on exploiting CGI animators

THEY ARE TRYING!!!!! SIGN THE PETITION TO GET THE DISNEY ANIMATORS' UNION RECOGNIZED

this petition is from IATSE (union), btw! it actually has credibility, unlike most change.org/etc petitions! please sign it!!

“It’s a hospital not a hotel.” is one of the shittiest fucking things I’ve ever seen commented under a patient complaining about their care. No, you’re right. It’s a hospital, not a hotel. You’re paying way more to be there and you’re likely having one of the scariest experiences of your life and you’re probably overwhelmed, in pain, unwell, having a mental crisis OR otherwise stressed. The least they can fucking do is treat you like a human being. They should you your basic human needs like water and food.

#i mean. bro #i hate to break this to you but #you are in fact good at the small amount of piano ur playing #it is not fake

Dude taught himself to compose and calls it fake

“Just string it together in any order, the more random it is the more complex it’ll sound" improvising music on the fly was one of Mozart’s party tricks

Not saying this guy is Mozart but he’s smart and clever and talented and way, way underappreciating himself

Bimbo qualities

babe wake up new flavor of imposter syndrome dropped

Yeah 100% the joke's on him for thinking he's faking, lmao.