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Oliver | 20 | pan | they/them
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hm. poll. bc a streamer i watch mentioned "getting dressed" to spend all day at home playing a video game

(NOTE: for the purposes of this poll "real clothes"=whatever u would wear outside normally, pajamas=whatever ur comfy sleep clothes are. could be actual fancii pajamas could be boxers and a big shirt i dont care. if you sleep naked idk man)

There was a murder case in Ireland where the killer and the victim had had burner phones (they were in a secret relationship). Both Nokia, the old school ones.

The killer dumped them in a deep, very muddy pond that often froze over, had a ton of plants, fish, and algae, and the mud was very runny/could theoretically get into cracks easily.

Anyway those phones were down there ages. I can’t remember exactly how long, I’d guess a year or so. Police finally recovered them. They consulted data retrieval experts.

I kid you not, when they learned they were Nokias, they recommended just letting them dry out then trying to power them on.

Sure enough, those babies flashed right up. Like nothing had happened.

Truly indestructible.

Above is true, by the way. I’m pretty sure they refer to the murder of Elaine O'Hara. The phones were found in a reservoir and had been there for little over a year.

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anyone who acts like there's some kind of implicit understanding or sisterhood between all women is straight up lying

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i made this post specifically about a friend of mine, so let me say this: if you want to be a girl, but feel like you can't because you would never be comfortable in The Club of Womanhood, don't worry! feeling like an alienated little weirdo who will never Get what other girls seem to pick up naturally is in fact an extremely Girl experience

this video has invaded my brain

👹 yo bro 👋 come over here 👋 come over here check out my new shoes they’re the 👹 BRAND NEW ☺️ oooone twoo~ buckle my shoooooe~ 🤗 threee four~ buckle some mooooore~ 😇 fiiiive six, nike kicks! 👹 OOHOOHOOHOO that is so FIRE! 🧍🏼‍♂️ ahahahaha

we’re not allowed to sing or play this video out loud at my house because it immediately ruins my dad’s whole day

My best advice to someone who's questioning their gender or sexuality or identity in some way is to just do whatever the fuck you want. Like seriously. Whatever makes you the happiest just keep doin it. If something sucks then change it. Figure out why things make you feel good/bad (or dont its literally whatever) and just roll with it. Make a mistake? Fucking awesome! You learned what doesn't make you happy! Slipping up is just another way to move forward my friend. Stay safe, drink water, and please don't hurt others who are traveling along side you

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we owe literally no one more on this planet than the woman behind fantasy name generator

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meltycure

her name is emily and and she runs it all by herself

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poetromantics

everyone say thanks emily!!!

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THANK YOU EMILY!

[ID: A screenshot from Fantasy Name Generators of orange and white text against a dark blue background that reads:

Thank you, Meltycure & Co.
I just saw your posted (May 6th) after a few people pointed me to your Tumblr post praising my work and I. Your words are really kind and made my day. All the thousands upon thousands of people who liked, reblogged, and added notes are part of this too. I wish I could name you all by name as well, but there’s so many of you all I can do is let you know I’ve seen the post and loved it.
Love,
- Emily. End ID]

Idk about this one boys, Cookie Monster always refers to Cookie Monster's self as "Cookie Monster".

no he doesn’t. he refers to himself as “me.” elmo’s the one that talks in third person. that’s the joke. elmo doesn’t use pronouns and cookie monster is blue. how dare you assume i made this post and didnt know my fucking sesame street history. christ

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.