can’t wait to wear this to the pharmacy 😎
every day o need to save money and then there is some kind of little fucking item
I have to say that “warm gentle glow emanating from the shell of a turtle” is without a doubt my favorite genre of lamp
my five year plan? read a lot of books. visit museums. walk through woods. stand in a river. adopt a little kitty. drink lemonade while sitting in a rocking chair on my porch.
cars should have a button akin to the one for your hazard lights, except they're the "I am very scared" lights. you turn them on when you are very scared. and then other drivers will be able to tell that you are very scared.
being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors
with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors
applying for jobs sucks so bad i wish i could be one of the crabs that ate amelia earhart
Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys
this laundromat was the most beautiful place i have ever been. i have been 2 the sistine chapel
i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands