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Lament of the Blue Bird

@boozledorf / boozledorf.tumblr.com

30s, M, NJ
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rwby textpost memes pt20!!!! my computer being broken and hiatus hitting me full swing is slowly making me insane i think.

liberté égalité bicuriosité

how could this post be from two days ago when it is so clearly something i would have written under tasteful fanart of enjolras and grantaire going at it circa 2015

star trek actors are so strong for doing technobabble with a straight face. if you asked me to talk about how the technicron particles are mainlining the quantum blorbonator I would fall apart immediately

ANDRÉ BORMANIS (science consultant, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
An important lesson on technobabble came to me courtesy of Terry Farrell. I was at my first Deep Space Nine wrap party at the end of second season, and it’s the first time I’ve ever been to wrap party so it was like a pretty big deal to me. I’m walking around and talking to the people I know. And I see Terry Farrell standing off by herself. I’d never actually met her, so I sheepishly go up and introduce myself to her, and I said, “Ms. Farrell, I’m André Bormanis.” “Oh, nice to meet you. What do you do on the show?” I’m like, “I’m the science consultant. I’m the guy who puts all that technobabble into your dialogue.” And she literally grabbed me by the lapels and lifted me off my feet. She’s six feet tall. She’s a very tall, striking woman. She’s, like, “You fucking asshole!” And she starts shaking me, and I’m, like, “I’m sorry, it’s my job!”

— “The 50 Year Mission: The Next 25 Years” by Edward Gross and Mark A. Altman

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I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like "I need help making my wife cum" and I'd be like yeah. I know just the thing brother

can someone tag molly

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molly you have to see this one

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the laputa robot told me to meet zelda at the temple of time but im mad at her for triggering the apocalypse so i went on an adventure instead

a very polite fuck you to nintendo for making an ancient royal family so HOT. I know so little about them and now you're making my bisexuality have a little fistfight with my dislike of monarchies