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@boothiebitch-blog

Just a teenage girl • sleep, music and tumblr are just a few of my favourite things👻🤓
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cacen

I’ve been on this website for six years. I’ve lived through hellish events such as the Mishapocalypse, Tumblr Prom and that one post which told us to call Karp ‘daddy’. I have survived six years of this god forsaken website and I am furious to announce that I’ve only just realised that notes is short for notifications

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Ok guys so I am doing a science. It’s for my sexuality unit of my psychology class.

I want you to Reblog this post if you’ve heard AND believe in the existence of Asexuality.

I want you to like this post if you have either never heard the term, or if you don’t believe in it.

Please help with the science. Thanks

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You.

You are the one who can save not only yourself, but the world. 

You can provide care to those in need, you can save the planet, you can help yourself. 

You can work hard, you can push yourself, you can go the distance. 

You can survive, you can succeed, and you win.

You can do powerful things, things that can make or break your life, or even someone else’s. 

You choose the path you want to go down, you choose how you want to live your life, you choose how you to want to be happy.

You can love yourself, you can love anyone, and you can love no one. 

You can sleep with anyone, everyone, or no one. 

You can drink what you want or drink nothing.

You can eat what you want or eat nothing.

You can smoke what you want or smoke nothing.

You choose how to manage your health.

You choose how to manage your life.

You choose, you can, and you will. 

You can survive, you can achieve success, you can do it.

I believe, they believe, all it takes is for you to believe. 

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To my few followers.

You may have followed me for many different reasons but I want you to know from now, I will try to make this tumblr as happy as possible. In my life I have gone through depression and I am still dealing with anxiety. But after tomorrow I’m going to change my life around, I am becoming the person I always wanted to be. I’m getting my long hair cut short, my room completely changed and buying a whole new set of clothes I feel comfortable wearing. I’m becoming myself. Now some of you might want to unfollow me and that’s okay because numbers aren’t the most important thing. Happiness is. Thanks for your time. ~ Molly

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My therapist and I decided that from now on, when I’m thinking something negative about myself, I’m going to imagine that Donald Trump is saying it, because it’s really easy for me to just tell him to fuck off.

Example:

Trump: “Your thighs are fat.” Me: “Fuck you and your fucking wall.”

I think we’re onto something here.

this is probably the best coping skill I’ve ever seen and I am ten billion percent going to use it too

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anomaly1

I’m biting my lip from making a smart comment

*sext to yo man*

I mean☕️🌚 someone gon have to say it eventually…

SCREAMING

Someone please say it

I’m done…..lolol….this is true but I’m done

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biohazerd

Yall triflin lmfao

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allbl-ck

😈🌚….

Lol this is hilarious

I don’t get it😩

The suspense is killing me 😂

Lmaooo

Y'all need to stop 😂😂😂

Reblogging again for the shade, but the truth is backed by health science LMAO

So ain’t nobody gonna actually say it 😂😂

Don’t you dare fuckin say it.

This is a concept fa dat ass.

I’m holding my breath about to pop!!! Don’t y'all dare!

Actually the fact that no one has said it makes it better. I’ll wait………….. watch for it to come back around 

gah damn i love tumblr so much

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dezilife

Lmao !!!

*internally screams out answer*

Who gwaan say it? Who gwaan say it? Who gwaan say it? 😂😂😂😂

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wvrthy

lmfaooo why do I live for posts like these though?

Ha the last one

I’ve reblogged this for weeks and still nothing…SENSATIONAL

Just followed all y'all cuz we all know the answer, but holding it like the secret Krabby Pattie Formular

somebody please say it 😩

noooooOOOOOAP

After all this, no body gonna say anything 😂😂

And the wait continues

Omfg

lmao!! Fact… Keep it going!!!

SHIT, I’LL SAY IT

LMAOO I LOVE THIS

👀🤔

Here for this

Oh Lord do I ever want to

we all like…

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HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

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meladoodle

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.