Brosie

“You didn’t think you had to cook noodles”

This is how lesbian arguments usually play out

#‘you’re not in trouble you’re my wife’ just cleared my skin and watered my crops and murdered woody allen  

I’m dead

my mom posted this to my timeline

Update: merry christmas mom

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

It’s just a stupid bitch I went to high school w drinking water

FIVE YEARS HE WAITED FIVE YEARS

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

THIS IS SO CUTE SHE JUST LANDS ON THE BILL AND IS LIKE :/

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like

http://one-and-only-beauty.tumblr.com/