Over-Cooked Red-Bean Sherbet（？）
It may taste good（？）
click this button every weekend or you cant read my blog
hop drink…………
tripropellant
You can only click this in moderation.
ah; okay…… how many clicks then ?
tripropellant
1000 for all your life. On the thousand-and-first click you lose the human form
in 2018, you can click it all you like, no consequences–that’s my philosophy
tripropellant
You’re going to turn into something
Hmmm? What’d you say? I can’t hear
Ah, well, back to sipping…
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
Happy one year anniversary to the video that gave us this improvised gem.
Happy 5th Anniversary, all you bitch ass motherfuckers
this text is shaking almost exactly like a paper mario chat bubble and its fucking me up a little
What am I looking at
Reviewbrah off the shits
yeah and this is straycatj, the popular tumblr cat. see that's landlady, she adopted him a few years ago when he kept coming to her house for food. sometimes he runs through paper doors so landlady gives him the "funny face penalty" as you can see in this photo
Stop it! Stop it!! I'm embarrassed! Where is my dignity!? Lowyer! Is there any lowyer!?
rotsuko
is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags
How has this comic made such a groundbreaking cultural impact without getting over 40k notes
Anonymous asked:
When I was little I LOVED the taste of blues clues kids toothpaste. I'd just straight up eat it. My mom thought this was unhealthy and would take away the toothpaste if she caught me eating it. Or threaten to switch to grown-up mint toothpaste (not as tasty). I would crouch behind the open bathroom door slowly squeezing out blues clues kids toothpaste onto my hands and eating it as quietly as possible
this gave me such a beautiful visual i had to draw it. the true human experience of eating a little goopy in the dark
Anonymous asked:
Do you get episodic dreams? For the past while Ive been playing through this 360 game where you have to raise horses and then you send them off into a dungeon. Bought it at gamestop and everything, it was used though and had that generic sleeve that they used to put in the case sometimes. There was this visceral birthing section of it where you had to maneuver the analog sticks in the right way to help the horse out of the womb and then you could feed it and brush it etc. last night I fed the horse it's "last meal" and had to watch it explore the dungeon.
hahaha what the fuck man
This inaccurate. Should be obsidian.
funohtrixpointnever
When water hits flowing lava it turns to cobblestone. Its only obsidian when it touches a source block, which clearly lava pouring out of a soda machine would not be. NEVER fuck with real Minecraft fans you fake gamer
I always wear a helmet because one time I saw a video of Tony Hawk skateboarding, and he took a bad fall where his head hit the ground and he skidded for several feet, but he was saved by his helmet.
If even goddamn /Tony Hawk/ on a skateboard can fuck up, I'm not taking any chances with me using a bike. I am not a better bike rider than Tony Hawk is a skateboarder, no way.
Im not doing tricks on my damn commute though am i now?
This idiot doesn't do a wheelie on his way to work
