*through gritted teeth with tears in my eyes and blood on my hands* forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit right? Right??
big muscles are only sexy to me if theyre softened by a nice healthy layer of subcutaneous fat. i will never understand the appeal of super toned ripped washboard abs or biceps
mnzbrg
amen
this is about the pipeline but mostly because it is about algorithms and how they take lighthearted subversive jokes and funnels people towards content that will either generate outrage engagement in their demographic or encourage regressive rhetoric
also this person has been informed that this was reposted to tumblr and is scrolling through the tags lmao hi!!!! welcome to The Takes Websites
My friendships with women older than me are normal but when it comes to older men I always have to feel I’m their favorite in the room and their special girl and all that someone tell me if it’s a sexism thing or daddy issues or what
seeking all the trails not yet taken, making fresh tracks as the snow falls
[image description: six photos of a snowy forest in winter. end image description.]
i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this
Need a guy friend to kiss my forehead platonicaly
Skogen - Anna Harley
British, b. 1931 -
Screenprint on somerset spaper , 56 x 56 cm. Ed . 30.
Me every time Trump mentions DeSantis
best tweet on earth. Sublime
I’m sorry but this is literally fucking hilarious
Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.
this reply is killing me
Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.
The one thing i aspire to be is the mother from call my by your name
despite it being the best part in my humble opinion it’s come to my attention that people refuse/toss out the end pieces of the loaf…I need some answers
