Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.

Phillip doesn’t even have a face and he looks done.

I will never stop being proud of myself for this post.

YASS BITCH YASSS

omg yes

I HAVE A NEW QUEEN

"I’m a feminist"

"Men are disgusting pieces of trash that deserve to die"

"Wearing a hijab is degrading and it oppresses all women"

"Fat women are so much better than those skinny bitches"

"Trans women can’t be feminists since they’re really men"

So I saw an ad on the back of a magazine this morning:

I saw the * next to the gay and immediately thought it was going to be some sort of terms and conditions where they ask you to prove how gay you are or something equally stupid. So I had a look and this is what it said:

And I was pleasantly surprised.

Advertising, you’re doing it right.

IT’S BACK

OMFG

I will love this forever!!!

I’ve always wondered what fucktards think women would respond to shit like that. I guess this is approps

THANK YOU FOR THIS COMIC IT IS A GODSEND

Best thing ever

Sasha vs. Q-tips [symphonicotter]

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

If Phil Lester ever swears at you I hope you know that you have fucked up very, very bad.

The calm before the storm.

Phil knocked on Dan’s door. 

"Yeah?"

Turning the handle, Phil peered into the room to find Dan’s back to him, one earphone in his ear and the computer casting a bright light in the dark room. The fairy lights were on as well as a few random lamps, so the room wasn’t as dark as it would have been. Phil smiled slightly at Dan’s attempt to browse “in the dark but still not be in the dark”.

"What d’you want for dinner?" Phil asked, leaning against the door frame.

"Don’t really mind." Dan replied in an oddly flat voice. Frowning, Phil opened the door wider and stepped in.

"You alright?"

"Mmmhmm."

Phil stood behind Dan’s shoulder and bent down to look at what Dan was looking at and sighed. Comments on his latest video. Scratching the back of his neck, Phil straightened and spend Dan’s chair around, making Dan fall over. He fell with a crash and a strong string of swear words (try saying that 10 times fast)  erupted from his mouth. Laughing, phil helped him up and shook his head.

"Why were you looking at those comments?"

Dan looked at his feet.

"Dan?"

"I thought it would stop. The comments. I did all those videos, that radio broadcast, all those campaigns and still I get them. It’s just….is it me? Is it me that everyone hates?"

"Dan," Phil said with a sigh. "It’s not you, it’s them. THEY’RE the ones being idiots, not you. You said so in your video."

"But-"

"NO BUTS. You are amazing, okay. So what do you want for dinner?"

"I’m not really hungry…"

"DANIEL JAMES HOWELL YOU GET YOUR BUTT DOWNSTAIRS AND YOU SEE WHAT YOU WANT FOR DINNER RIGHT NOW!" Phil imitated Dan’s mum and they both laughed, chasing each other down the stairs, and of course, falling over.

But as they sat on the sofa, Sword Art Online playing on the TV, Dan fell oddly quiet and began poking his stir fry with his fork. He bit his lip and slumped down, pulling on his earlobe.

"Is that thing still bothering you?" Phil asked, his eyes still intent on Kirito and Asuna.

"Ehhh.."

"It is, isn’t it?"

Phil paused the episode and turned to Dan. 

"Dan, stop thinking like that! Look at all the people who like you; they outbalance all those people who write those nasty comments."

"Do I really look like an me? Do I really look gay? Am I really an annoying twat that people only put up with because of my accent? Are my videos really that terrible?"

"No, they’re not! And no, you don’t! Your videos are original, honest and funny!"

"No, Phil! I’m a mess, a fUcking mess that is ruining your life as you know it! I shouldn’t be in your life, I shouldn’t be bringing negativity into your life, I shouldn’t be living in your life right now! You don’t deserve me and…and" Dan’s breathing was becoming heavy.

"I’m messing up your life, Phil! I’m messing up everyone’s life! All those people who comment nice things are all just pitying my terrible videos, and liking them just because they’re sorry that my videos are so crap! That’s probably why you’re still living with me, because you pity-"

"DON’T YOU DARE DANIEL JAMES HOWELL, DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE. I LIVE WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE FUNNY AND SARCASTIC AND DAMN GOOD FUN TO BE AROUND SO DON’T YOU DARE THINK FOR A FUCKING SECOND THAT I PITY YOU YOU ARE A BROTHER TO ME SO DON’T YOU TALK ABOUT HOW YOU’RE NOT LOVED BECAUSE YOU ARE LOVED EVERY SINGLE DAY BY ME."

Phil’s body was shaking and a fury glimmered behind his normally calm blue eyes. Dan just simply stared at him. He sat completely still and his jaw dropped open, both scared and astounded at Phil’s sudden outburst. It was at that exact moment that Dan realised.

He had fucked up.

"I’m sorry Phil I’m so so sorry I won’t think that way again I love you too and think of you as a brother too and I won’t say that again I am so so sorry."

Phil’s expression immediately softened and he stiffly went to play the episode again. But as he went to bed that night, only one thing was on his mind. The fear in Dan’s eyes. That had never been there before. He had never seen Dan so scared, and he vowed that night never to swear again.

Omfg this is amazing

Bye.

yea im a girl

yea i play video games

HAHAAHHA JK

yea im a dude

of course i play fucking video games

HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman

yea im a girl

yea i play video games

HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG

indeed i am a boy

indeed i play video games

HAHAHAHA JK IM A SWORDFISH

Yeah I’m an trans*guy

yeah I play video games

jk I’m actually a dad

IT GOT BETTER

The girl you just called hot? That me