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Books and Ghosts

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This is not a good book blog. I am terrible at reviews, I just reblog books and quotes mostly cause I'm lazy. If you use the tag 'My Bullshit Opinions' you get to read original posts.  Or use the tag "Other Peoples Valid Opinions" for intelligent people I have reblogged and follow them. I use to have these as links but they stopped working and I can't remember how to do it again.

Rereading Guards Guards and I realised even though Lady Sybil is often described as huge, it's almost always in a posotive way.

Just something I thought was really interesting, when Terry describes Sybils size its almost always to emphasize her power and pressence not just a joke about her being fat. I've seen a few people talk about fatphobia in Terry books and while thats a bigger discussion I think his descriptions of Lady Sybil are a great example of how a character just being "fat" is not an insult to them in any way.

Even shorn of her layers of protective clothing, Lady Sybil Ramkin was still toweringly big. Vimes knew that the barbarian hublander folk had legends about great chain-mailed, armor-bra’d, carthorse-riding maidens who swooped down on battlefields and carried off dead warriors on their cropper to a glorious roistering afterlife, while singing in a pleasing mezzo-soprano. Lady Ramkin could have been one of them. She could have led them. She could have carried off a battalion. When she spoke, every word was like a hearty slap on the back and clanged with the aristocratic self-assurance of the totally well-bred. The vowel sounds alone would have cut teak.
Lady Ramkin drawing herself up haughtily was not a sight to forget, although you could try. It was like watching continental drift in reverse as various sub-continents and islands pulled themselves together to form one massive, angry protowoman.
A furious vision in padded leather, gauntlets, tiara and thirty yards of damp pink tulle leaned down toward him and screamed: “Come on, you bloody idiot!”
“Where’s he off to?” boomed Lady Ramkin, emerging from the mists dragging the horses behind her. They didn’t want to come, their hooves were scraping up sparks, but they were fighting a losing battle.
It had been dragged into the center of the plaza, and Lady Sybil Ramkin had been chained to it. She appeared to be wearing a nightie and huge rubber boots. By the look of her she had been in a fight, and Vimes felt a momentary pang of sympathy for whoever else had been involved.

In fact all of them just paint the picture of a woman who could command armies with her voice and wouldn't bother launching ships with her face since her hands would do just fine.

In fact a lot of her descriptions are only offensive if you think that a person being overweight is inherently something to be ashamed of. Lady Sybil is huge; she's tall, fat, bald, wears old boots and mucky aprons, and is about as far from the typical fantasy woman as you can imagine. But that doesn't stop her from being a sensible, iron-willed, powerhouse and one of my favourite characters on the disc.

Nothing more cringe-worthy than a story where the writer clearly thinks they're making some broad statement about the human condition in the modern day but actually it's just been too long since they left their specifically dysfunctional community, which is ultimately irrelevant to most of society. And 95% of the time that community is Hollywood.

[writer who got his big break and moved to LA about 10 years ago] wow has anyone noticed how everyone has become an inauthentic, self-obsessed social climber in the past decade?

a handful of us are trying to make con ribbons a thing in NZ! (they are not as of yet). Here's a bookmark one I made :)

do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

I thought I'd be really happy on the day Dick Cheney died, but instead I'm just really angry, angry with an anger that I've been carrying around for 20 years.

Angry that he got away with all of it. Angry that he got to die peacefully at 84 when so many died young and in the worst ways possible because of him.

So, my fellow Millennials, give yourself some room to be angry today, and remember those we lost, those who would be in their 30s and 40s today if it weren't for Dick Cheney.

I still love this website so much because it feels like the last connection we have to an internet that doesn’t exist anymore like I can come on here and scroll through posts that are literally just funny or beautiful or interesting with no intention to sell me something or influence me we are all just here for a laugh. Nothing is just for laughs anymore EXCEPT tumblr dot com

“To give someone or something your attention can be a sacred act. In an age of increasing informational overload, our attention is split and splayed, our energies bleeding out in all directions. When you resist this, even briefly, and channel your awareness into active listening, you are giving both yourself and your company a gift.”

Forest Euphoria: The Abounding Queerness of Nature by Patricia Ononiwu Kaishian

Au where Batman doesn't want to tell the Justice League his secret identity but it's because he's really embarrassed about the things he's done as Bruce Wayne.

The thing is; Batman has spent years crafting and perfecting his public persona.

'Brucie Wayne' is supposed to be a dumber than life himbo, with daddy's credit card and the maturity of a seventeen year old. He's supposed to be someone so outlandishly ridiculous no one would ever even dare to mention him in the same sentence as Batman... And Batman has been acting that part perfectly.

It's a genius plan.

But then the league begins talking about maybe all sharing their secret identities, to become closer as a group and work better together. And the only thing in Batman's mind is 'Oh. My. God. Please don't'

Superman is saying something about trust and how he has come to value all of them as friends. Batman is thinking about last year Christmas' Gala, where he took off his clothes in an improvised strip-tease, and started swimming in the fountain.

Wonder woman is talking about how she wishes to strengthen their bonds so they become greater warriors. Bruce just remembered there's videos of him fucking twerking and pole dancing to Ariana Grande all over the internet.

Flash starts smiling and telling them he already trust them with his life– Bruce once said chocolate milk came from brown cows.

'Oh. My. God'.

There's just no way he's telling any of them.

It's even better if he's met the rest of the League in his Brucie persona, and they never realized.

Clark was at a charity gala, trying to get some quotes for an article. He had known he wasn't going to get much out of Brucie, but he had asked the man for an interview anyway. Brucie had said yes, only to immediately drag Clark into a coat closet. When Clark rightfully freaked out, he discovered that Brucie genuinely thought that an interview was sex in a closet during galas. That that was the definition of the word interview.

Diana had been hosting a museum opening, and seen the himbo looking at a peridot statue. As he was one of the biggest donors, she decided to go talk to him. He seemed confused when she asked what she thought of it. He told her that he didn't understand why they had a fake statue. Diana, now also confused, asked what he meant, and learned that he didn't think green stones were real. That they were all painted that way. "I think it would look better without the paint," he said, very serious. Diana, slowly as she felt some of her own brain cells dying, told him that it was made out of peridot. He replied with "isn't that what girls get?"

Barry Allen had been in Gotham with his nephew Wally to meet Wally's pen pal, Dick. They ended up in this huge house, being led through by a butler. Dick was sitting at a table with a man Barry recognized as Bruce Wayne, staring down at a puzzle. Only, the puzzle and all the pieces were upside down, showing only the back. He stopped to introduce himself to Barry, then looked around, confused. "Dickie," Brucie said, "I thought you said your pen pal was coming." Dick snickered, covering his mouth. "Yeah, Bruce. This is Wally." Brucie looked down at Wally, blinked, and then said "you're not a pen."

🫵🏻 (Bloody hell!?) Found my Macbeth oyster card cover which I bought 3 years ago at the Globe 💔❣️🤣

#my day is saved ♥️