Classics majors are just gay kids that never grew out of their mythology phase and you can’t tell me I’m wrong.
*she believed she could, so she did*
my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled
WOW
Responses to “so what are you going to do after your degree in ancient civilisations?”
- “the position of ‘ruler of Babylon’ has been vacant for a few years, hasn’t it?”
- “well, someone has to translate those ancient curses in movies”
- scream “ΒΡΕΚΕΚΕΚΕΞ ΚΟΑΞ ΚΟΑΞ” and run away
- “destroy Carthage”
- start reciting the Iliad and don’t stop until the person leaves
- “I was thinking of killing a giant in Lebanon, losing my bro and going on a subsequent quest for immortality, what do you think?”
- say nothing and keep building that sweet Hittite chariot you’re going to use to become a new superpower
- “I’m going to construct a fort with all the Loeb books I own and never come out”
- “bold of you to assume my studies will ever be over”
- “et tu, Brute?”
Let’s all be honest, every last one of us wants to stand in the mouth of a dark cave holding a flicking torch in one hand and a sword in the other.
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20 sided quartz die, Roman 1st-3rd centuries AD [648x633]
Did the Romans play DnD?
whoever made this deserves an award