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Johnlock Hell

@booksand221b

I'm having an emotion.

why does Tumblr do things for pointless days like valentines day or easter but doesn’t do anything for important days like the holocaust memorial day???

I just showed this gif to my friend who has never seen Sherlock

and asked her who she thought John was looking at, and her response was “His wife.”  I don’t think anything else needs to be said.

I swear to fucking Christ if Moffat decides to kill Clara off before her and twelve confess feelings for each other I’m going to stab a bitch

You need help.

My best friend, after I had explained the entire plot of Doctor Who, Season Eight, forced her to watch Sherlock, and shown her my latest Harry Potter fanfic.

Me, a year ago: Sherlockians are just strange, running round with long scarves talking nonsense about sociopaths and shipping two guys who aren't gay.
Me, now: WHAT YOU DON'T WATCH SHERLOCK?!?!? WHAT?!?!?! IT'S BRILLIANT, I KNOW I SOUND CRAZY BUT I'M NOT A PSYCHOPATH I'M A HIGHLY FUNCTIONING FANGIRL AND FULL TIME JOHNLOCK SHIPPER OMC OMC OH MY FUCKING CROFT

If they don’t take full advantage of the Victorian setting by having Sherlock call John “My dear Watson” at least once, I will throttle something.

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characters who believes in johnlock:

  • mrs hudson
  • irene adler
  • moriarty
  • mary
  • mycroft
  • magnussen
  • jeanette
  • henry knight
  • kitty riley
  • harry watson
  • dr. robert frankland
  • the guys at Cross Keys Pub

characters who do NOT believe in johnlock:

  • john
  • sherlock
Person: so you have a tumblr?
Me: no but if I did it wouldn't be filled with gay porn and theories about fictional characters' relationship *nervous laughter*
Person: what
Me: what

if johnlock isn’t real, then explain all the hints towards it. explain the knee grope whilst they were both drunk. explain “it’s you, John Watson, you keep me right”. explain Sherlock restarting his own heart for John. explain the love heart shaped wreath in between them both on the fireplace in...