If you don’t think it’s funny that ”stepdad” in swedish is ”Bonuspappa” then get out

happy easter

I can confirm this is more or less what went down.

Most definitely what went down.

flirty asks

1: are you single? 2: do you like anyone right now? 3: how do you act when you have a crush? 4: which gender(s) are you into? 5: how long do you need to know someone before you can develop feelings for them? 6: are you usually the first one to make a move? 7: how could someone make you swoon? 8: what’s something romantic you wish someone would do for you? 9: do you like pda? 10: do you get flustered when someone is flirting with you? 11: favorite pet names? 12: how do you show affection? 13: would you consider being with multiple people romantically? 14: do you like playing footsies? 15: what are your favorite things to do with your tongue? 16: do you like being kissed (and if so, where)? 17: what songs get you in the mood? 18: favorite massage technique? 19: which spots are your sensitive spots? 20: do you prefer when people are rough or gentle with you? 21: do you like to take charge or do you like being handled? 22: what’s your favorite flirty move? 23: describe a time you won someone over with flirting 24: describe a time someone won you over with flirting 25: vague about someone you like romantically or platonically

Olympique Lyonnais is pleased to inform of the extension of the contract of its French international midfielder Amandine Henry, for two additional seasons, until June 30, 2023, plus an optional year.

On the list of things that I think are either extremely homophobic or gay: blonde girls 

I COULDNT LEAVE THIS IN THE REPLIES

“fuck you my child is fine” ma’am your child was a pleasure to have in class

if you understand this meme trust me, thats the first sign youre not fine

I am expecting the people who travelled to issue an apology! They have let their club, team mates and fans down massively here. It’s embarrassing, how is this fair on Villa? What sort of example are they trying to set?

Louder for the players hiding at the back

I NEED a new tattoo. This is not a drill!

I still don't know what I'm wearing to the living room New Years Eve... I might not even go.

REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

Lean your head forward, preferably to knee level, and let the water kind of drain out of your mouth. When your are able to, take deep slow breaths. No heimlich maneuver or physical assists from somebody else should be used beyond this, otherwise you could vomit and escalate the issue. Its about keeping the larynx open. Hopefully this helps.

Reblog to fucking save a life.

Incase we missed it :)- B

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

so casual i love it

a sleepover with jc and the boys

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash

Another fun fact:

The Last Supper was actually a Passover Seder which means by the time they broke the food out, these guys were likely already drunk out of their minds.

Drunk Jesus: guys take this bread

Drunk Jesus: it’s me

manifesting everton victory tomorrow

bonus manifestation - georgia stanway missing several sitters

Quality of this pic is the same as quality of this country.

Broke: Hollywood Handshake

Woke: Pruegasm