the turkey swiss on rye incident
aha, the full post. get back on my blog.

the turkey swiss on rye incident
aha, the full post. get back on my blog.
can't believe nobody even cares that i got divorced today
i supported you getting divorced if that means something to you
do you want me to be sad and alone? :(
you wouldn’t be alone if you didn’t eat strawberry ice cream!
@canyouhearmyfear do u wanna get married?? <3
DAMN IN HER REBLOGS TOO
and yes <3
in my reblogs!
:(((
THE EX WIFE TAG SHDBFHDBBD
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AHHHHHHHHHHH
OMG THEIR BUILDING AN ARMY OF STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM PEOPLE
i’m scared for all of our lives
Strawberry ice cream is so good
nvm we’re not getting married
strawberry ice cream isn’t even ice cream what r u on about
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.
So you know.
This might be the real one, y’all.
Jily or Jegulus?
Jily <3
But like,… Jegulus…
definitely Jegulus…
Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment
and you dont want to do that ._.
salmon is for desire
what am I looking at
I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore
bahahaha i love this also:
five 🤝🤝🤝 regulus?? can’t be just me right?
(also i’m very sorry for spamming ur asks but i can’t just chat bc i’m using a fake email lol 😭)
Ikrrr, they’d be sitting around talking about daggers and sibling issues. Also Regulus would like totally respect Dolores!!!!
You don’t have to apologize at all!!!
HI! SHIT U COMMENTED ON ONE OF MY POSTS SAYING “TUA REFERENCE” AND OMG YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES 😭😭
.. maybe i overreacted a lil back there however i have literally never met another marauders & tua stan and i am siriusly gonna cry 🤝
OMG EXACTLY!!! I HAVEN’T MET ANYONE STANNING BOTH FANDOMS EITHER!!!
dw, ur not the only one overreacting!! 😭😭
WHAT!!!!
No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
this post makes me cry every single damn time
This is one of those legendary posts that’s been around since I first made a Tumblr. When I didn’t have access to my Tumblr for a few years I would sometimes reference this post. Iconic lol
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names
M ILKY E H
IT HAS RETURNED
FOUND IT
IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH
reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog
Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog
this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else you’ll never see it in a million years besides screenshots
@hellsite-hall-of-fame just in case you don’t have it yet
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
this is my favorite post ever.
The 10 year anniversary.
wait what??
well I guess happy anniversary to color of the sky!! it is truly a cursed masterpiece
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Hey, so I’m curious, but is English ur first language?
Primarily I speak a language with an ability of getting under people’s skin with minimal effort . The kind of language where very little needs to be said in order to convey how I feel. And then there’s English
Ok so I put my nationality in the comment section and now I want you @apoetsparacosm to guess my mother tongue :D
Source:- books-coffee-chaos
And in a world with no hope, we are all but mere puppets - pulling at each other's strings, desperately trying to hold on to something real.
source:- books-coffee-chaos
Regulus: *sees James for the first time*
Regulus: To gay or not to gay
Again, please reblog to increase sample size.
