Tumblr is so funny because you can make a post like "hey do not mix bleach and vinegar in your cleaning, you'll make chlorine gas and you do not want to make chlorine gas. It is dangerous to mix these two specific chemicals together", and the comments are like

"Um vinegar isn't dangerous?? My mom cleans things with vinegar all the time and we have never had lung issues. White people are insane." (<- does not use bleach, missing the point)

"OH MY GOD BLEACH IS CHLORINE GAS? NOBODY EVER TOLD ME I'VE BEEN CLEANING WITH BLEACH MY WHOLE LIFE, I WILL DIE." (<- has literally never used vinegar in cleaning, and never mixed the two, missing the point)

"This is just stupid fearmongering, we use bleach and vinegar to wash the floors all the time, OP is lying." (<- does not actually know what "vinegar" is, and is confusing the word for something else)

"Yeah this is true enough but also keep in mind that this kind of household cleaning product chlorine gas is too weak and unreliable to use for domestic terrorism purposes." (<- raises concerns, but potentially has a point)

i see your 'if taylor swift and misha collins dated it would break this website' posts and I agree but you know what would cause even worse and permanent damage to the servers? misha collins and pedro pascal dating

the way jensen has been mentioning pedro all the time ever since I made this post...... Sus.

ran into one of those theater statues today... simon... wonder how he got seperated from his brothers

if women are oppressed then why

I wanted to put a more positive spin on the popular skeleton leaving meme

Ulla Wiggen, Iris XV 2020

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

for real once you realize that you can actually wear whatever you want and call yourself whatever name and pronouns you want and have whatever interests you want and be whatever gender you want your life gets so much better and more fun

I want slower packages delivered by transportation workers who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding

@mortuarybees​: #i think its deeply important for all of us to come to terms with the fact that its actually fine to be mildly inconvenienced

Some of us are old enough to remember when literally everything took about 4 weeks to ship.

My couch is arriving in 4 weeks and company gave us a $200 gift card in apology after telling us it would take 4 weeks when we bought the thing. I-this instant gratification is really doing something to us. I know I sound like a grumpy old woman but it is ok to wait for things if it means fellow human beings are treated fairly.

— Winter’s Tale, Mark Helprin (b. 28 June 1947)

Hurt comfort is my sickness and sad bloody men is the cure.

"SHHhhh"

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i hope this cartoon causes teenage infighting the likes of which steven universe couldnt even dream of

Kelis (2000)

did you guys know that there are people on twitter right now earnestly arguing that a kpop group’s upcoming album needs to be boycotted because it is secretly meant to be celebrating a basque separatist movement. they are entirely serious 

lawyer voice. let's see here. on the 4th of february you reblogged a video with the tags "killing that man" and "attacka and killa you with a branch." however, just six days earlier, you had reblogged a gifset of the very same man and indicated in the tags that you would like to *checks notes* ahem, "sex him so good he say blah blah blah"

castiel sacrificed himself on live television. while gay. and you're gonna discriminate against his clit?

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

tumblr may have censored porn but check this out

i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL

— Danez Smith, Bare

Excerpts from: Don't Call Us Dead

I couldn’t get this hualian tarot card out of my head

(they literally invented love)