Astrid: A doctor earns £140,000 a year. Furry artists earn £160,000 a year.
Fishlegs: I think you're low balling the furry art amount.
Astrid: Sorry for the inaccuracies doctor Yiff.
Fishlegs: No matter how I respond, I don't look well. Well played. I walked into that.
Ruffnut: Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.
Astrid: Did you legitimately just tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you a lungs transplant?
Tuffnut: Doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them.
Astrid: You will die in 7 days.
Snotlout: It took doctors 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking it for attention while a furry artist I knew said "sounds like Crohn's" after hearing me complain once and ended up being right.
Snotlout: Besides, I can't go up to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I?
Tuffnut: You could if you weren't a fucking coward.
Hiccup: This was like 50 consecutive punches to the face. What the fuck went on here?