And when everyone’s autistic…no one will be

This is why his name was Syndrome

one of the most important posts of the past 10 years. I say this constantly

i just went on facebook and

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A POTATO

A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.

Now that’s a lot of information to swallow

how do I delete other people’s posts

he see me

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

Terry crews needs to live forever

Jesus

at this rate he’s gonna

Explode

Today, I fucked up... by taking a shower at my girlfriend’s house

I was visiting my girlfriend at college in Kansas. Anyways I was trying to get ready to go out for the night so like always I want to take a quick little shower. I take about a 5 minute shower pretty average for me. Next thing I know I here the door open and my girlfriend comes into the bathroom and she shuts the door. I think oh maybe she thinks I’m already out the shower getting ready. So I decide to be really quite and think I’ll jump out and give her a good scare. Here’s where I fucked up. Right before I was about to jump out, I here the loudest fart I have ever heard quickly followed the most rancid smell. I freeze my girlfriend is taking a huge smelly shit. So I decide the best course of action is to just come out and get it over with. I jump out and realize oh my god…it my girlfriend’s roommate. This made for one of the most awkward exchanges of eye contact I have ever encountered. This is how I fucked up by taking a shower at my girlfriend’s house…

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WHEN SHIT AINT ADDIN UP

when the birds won’t stfu

when it’s cleaning day & you hear the loud ass oldies

The bird comment is so accurate it fucking hurts 😩😩😩