i love nice stupid men like if ur nice as hell but theres like nothing at all going on up there? youre hot
third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple
I can’t believe I’m gonna die in a secret Russian base with Steve ‘’The Hair’’ Harrington.
neko-crimson
what the actual fuck
pidge-gunson
Men don’t know women can pee
jerseydevilslesbianlover
ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body
Ted Cruz is speaking at my school next week LMAOOOO
sleepiesoft
ask him why he killed 20-28 people in northern california from 1960-1970
gay people be like i think this hetero ship has rights because the woman is never treated violently and the man is a well intentioned idiot.
I saw a similar thing in a screenshot on Reddit the other day.
i be walkin infront of white ppl & jus fartin on purpose
Nap Buddies
A @kittylovezine story (also on AO3 / fanfiction.net )
Yay! I can finally share this with you. A huge thank you to @clueless-lost-daydreamer and @goblin-alchemist for betareading the fic. And an enormous hug to @da-tasuky for the amazing, wonderful, stunning art she drew for this story!
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There is probably no better thing in this world than napping with your cat cuddled into you. Any proud cat owner will tell you that. The softness of cat’s hair. The kneading of the paws. The gentle nuzzles. The warmth spreading through you. And of course the purring. Ah, the purring! It’s as if the time has stopped and enclosed you in a personal bubble of happiness and comfort.
So can you really blame Marinette? Who would have resisted an opportunity like that or refused a sweet kitty his cuddles? No one in their right mind and with their heart in the right place. And that would be her last line of defense.
Because Marinette was sinking into the alluring claws of addiction, and sinking fast.
How did it come to this? She honestly had no idea. All she remembered was being carried by Chat Noir after he found Marinette near the battle scene, tired to the point of almost falling asleep on her feet. That last akuma on top of a very busy day, on top of an even busier week took its toll.
The musky scent of Chat’s cologne blended with light cheese overtones filled her nostrils and his heartbeat so close to her ear drowned out other noises. She didn’t notice when she fell. Asleep, of course.
She woke up to the delightful purring of her cat pillow. Only her pillow had never purred up until that very moment. Intrigued, Marinette opened her eyes and stared at a very black, very toned, and very not pillowy chest of Chat Noir.
greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou
imagine a calico cat
greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou
now tabby
Slow down I’m still working on the first one
greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou
sorry
male anger is so..... disgusting......
like stop throwing shit and slamming doors and just go to therapy..... it’s not cute to make women around you afraid bc you’re mad about something......
