i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me

When you want to be alone even though it’s not a good idea for your mental health.

Me

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

Tapioca is getting big these days!

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

via weheartit

— Jim Rohn (via goodreadss)

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i get nervous when my battery drops lower than 70% and i think that says a lot about the kind of person i am

my only flaw

if life has treated you like trash and you still make an effort to be a good person i appreciate you. thank you.

Big lick energy

Alternative:

whats that one fetish called where you and your partner mutually respect and care about each other very much

love

kinky! i like it

me on my way to step upon your face at 6:37am:

me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me:

“The very best moment of my wild Arctic Fox experience from yesterday. Please enjoy with sound“

🎥: Stefan Forster

ur device do me an STARTLE gonna hav 2 monchet

sound of tiny teeth XD